Science🧬, data, pets🐕, & Mets⚾ Vote blue, stay safe 💙 It’s all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out then it’s fun and games without depth perception
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26 Aug 2021
I'm not perfect but at least I'm vaccinated.
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Every sane American should be embarrassed and mortified by what is going on at the White House tonight.
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Nobody can afford anything, Trump is all over the Epstein files, and childhood cancer research funding has been cut.
But Anna thinks we’ve “upgraded” because of a UFC event at the White House👍
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“AI uses less water than golf courses!!!”
Then get rid of them both, okay?. They largely both benefit the wealthy and virtually nobody else.
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Twitter isn’t real life part 1 trillion:
80 % of Americans want to raise taxes on the rich.
80% of blue check marks on here think asking the rich to pay even one dollar more in taxes is the greatest crime in history.
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Millions of people like UFC fights. What people didn’t want is for one to be held at the White House. And after tonight you can see why. What a shit show. How embarrassing. This administration is deplorable.
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Boycotting UFC is incredibly easy since I never watched it in the first place
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MAGAs are really upset that people are insulting the dumbfuck fest happening on the White House lawn.
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Dumbass Trump fans are applauding a bunch of grifters making millions off this deranged spectacle tonight while they pay more for groceries and gas and lose Healthcare.
God y'all are such cucks. Total gimps.
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If you haven’t figured it out by now, our entire government is a huge mafia who launders our tax payer money right back to themselves through foreign aid and endless wars.
They all hate you and could care less if you suffer and die horrible deaths, as long as they get dirty rich.
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We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.
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80 year old pedophiles don’t deserve a birthday party
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A lawn full of degenerate morons watching two of their own beat the living shit out of each other is peak MAGA culture.
It’s just usually done in a trailer park, not on the lawn of a government building.
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This is how your know it’s really about America and not just a bunch of maga pricks just being degenerates because they can.
Josh Hokit just ended his post-fight speech at the White House UFC event by yelling "Michelle Obama is a man!"
A disgraceful spectacle through and through
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SERIOUS QUESTION: Why is it that actual human jobs like baker, florist, teacher, and childcare worker barely pay a livable wage, while fakė jobs like AI specialist bootlicker, marketing campaign parasite, and synergy consultant are pulling six figures ??
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if you ask someone using the words “suicidal empathy” for an example of said empathy you will usually get something along the lines of “democrats love murderous illegal immigrants more than america” proving that they are just victims of bs propaganda
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Oh no someone on twitter is calling me names! I’ve never experienced this before! Whatever shall I do? 🥱
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I’m just a girl
Standing in front of a woodchipper
Asking it to eat all the trillionaires
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The most disgusting, deplorable, classless, morons are infesting the White House lawn to watch two barbarians inflict traumatic brain injuries on each other in a vile display of violence for “entertainment”.
We should all be ashamed and embarrassed.
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Literally everyone deserves to go out for dinner, buy coffees, wear quality clothing and have fun experiences whilst also being able to afford rent, groceries, bills & have a little left over for savings no matter what job they do. Why is that so absurd to some people?
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Note to anyone angry that Trump's name was taken off the Kennedy Center, don't you worry. You can still find his name in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.
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