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Joined May 2019
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8 Jul 2020
New birdcam running on a raspberry pi 4 and the high quality camera module
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21 Mar 2020
I watched Wargames (1983) last night. Reminded me of when I first saw it back in 7th grade and how it made me want to be a hacker. I'm not in infosec, I have never hacked a thing in my life, but all of my code is very hacky so thats close enough
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2 Mar 2020
I'm kinda excited about Rome, the new toolchain by @sebmck. That caused me to rewatch this great talk on bundlers by @loige which was coincidentally recorded in Rome π
If you're interested in modules/bundlers you should check it out
youtu.be/WGlT921ixx4
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1 Mar 2020
I'm considering putting this sticker on my work laptop but I'm worried it might be too "out there"
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22 Feb 2020
Tired: Home monitoring system
Wired: Bird monitoring system
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22 Feb 2020
This reminds me of my first time creating an @emberjs app back in 2013. I didn't just get a dev environment but also architecture and tooling
22 Feb 2020
So many developers will never experienced the unadulterated bliss of running rails new
No other framework gives you as much *useful* structure and tooling out of the box
16 Jan 2020
Two executives were talking about developer growth within their company.
One said "What if we invest our time and money in helping our developers grow and then they just leave?"
To which the other replied "What if we don't and they stay?"
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12 Jan 2020
Some great thoughts here on #cleancode by @dan_abramov. One of my personal goals is to focus less on code aesthetics. However with that being said you gotta learn the rules before you break them overreacted.io/goodbye-cleanβ¦
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7 Jan 2020
This year I am going to write something in @sveltejs. If you see me next year and I didn't do it you have my permission to walk up and kick me in the shins
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6 Jan 2020
I know that my last retweet was making fun of JS trivia questions but this was actually fun github.com/lydiahallie/javasβ¦
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Colin Gray retweeted
24 Jul 2019
"Do you know JavaScript?"
"Yes."
"Ahβbut do you know what happens when you try to multiply a number by a *date*?"
"Yes. I am immediately fired."
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17 Dec 2019
πππππ π’πππ=βπππ πππ .
&& πππ ππππππ -π βπ’πππβ
&& πππ ππππ --πππππβ
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13 Dec 2019
Big thanks to @seattlejs for the opportunity to present on #tonejs. I hope everyone enjoyed it as much as I did π€π»πΆ
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19 Nov 2019
I find it funny when I put a typo in a variable name and then put that misspelled variable everywhere because I just mindlessly write more of what I already wrote. Its somewhat less funny when I do the same with design patterns
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7 Nov 2019
Im excited to be at #cascadiaJS!
If you're there and want to talk about computers come find me and say hi π»π€π
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9 Oct 2019
Really excited to say that I'll be going to #reactdayberlin this year! Thanks to @seattlejs for the opportunity! If anyone is gonna be there you should find me and say hallo π π π©πͺ
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4 Oct 2019
My favorite thing about using #tonejs is that when my code has a bug and the music glitches out, it still sounds cool and I can pretend like it was on purpose