How could you ever doubt I love you. For most of the time I was the one fuckin up. But if anyone said I was playing you then they as be up in the mud next day.

Full of cheese 🤤

When Indians get a hold of ai this is the result 😞🙏🏼💔

My client rushed into my salon almost half an hour late looking completely stressed out. Before I could even say anything, she goes, “Please tell me you can finish these fast because I’m technically not supposed to be here right now.” Immediately I’m confused. I thought maybe she skipped work or lied to her friends or something harmless. But then her phone starts blowing up nonstop during the appointment. She keeps flipping the screen over and declining every call like her life depends on it. Finally she answers one and says, “I already told you I’m shopping.” The way she said it so fast and nervous made me instantly nosy. 😭 A little later she admits she didn’t tell her boyfriend she came to get her nails done because he gets angry whenever she spends money on herself. Then she casually mentions he…

So now Twitter suddenly just decided to erase the bookmarks feature!!

Stefon Diggs former chef and accuser shares a video of herself dancing while making food in the kitchen.

Wizkid is so underrated

He moisturized his palm ✋ with saliva before dishing a resounding sl@p on her 😭

So I went on a date tonight. We were just about wrapping up the meal when he suddenly says, “Oh my God, I only have $48 on me. I thought I had more cash in my wallet. Do you have anything?” I told him I didn’t even bring my wallet out at all. And I’m not going to lie, I was kind of proud of myself in that moment because my automatic instinct in situations like that is usually to just step in, cover it, smooth it over, avoid awkwardness. But something in me just said no this time. You invited me out, you handled the ordering, you set the tone for the date, and there was never any prior conversation about finances or expectations, so I just stayed in my lane. He then starts explaining that he gives himself a weekly allowance so he doesn’t overspend, which I actually understand in theory and even respect as a discipline thing. At the same time, I’m not trying to be the person who gets called in when the allowance runs out. That’s not a dynamic I want to step into, especially not on a first impression. Then he jokes about us washing dishes to cover the bill and I’m sitting there like please don’t make this any worse. Eventually he ends up….

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I need love and loyalty both equally or I need myself only

I can’t stop laughing at how this came out 😂😂😂😂😂

Playboi Carti‘s ex Gio debuts new look 👀

Love language fr🥰

Proof that men can’t ever follow instructions smh

Benjamin was ALLEGEDLY target practice again 🤦🏿‍♂️

went to the aquarium and captured whatever this is

your head big asf

Kid gets upset after his mom embaressed him at his birthday party