Comedian. Host of Hell Gigs. “Hello, It’s Me” available on all streaming platforms.

Joined August 2011
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It’s here! Check out my first album and special, “Hello, It’s Me” on Helium Comedy Records! Links ⬇️ Watch the special: youtu.be/qnbsrZEvCyg Buy the album: orcd.co/helloitsme
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Every news website “Find out how this thing happening could immediately affect you!” Clicks link “So sorry, you’re out of free articles”
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Her: “What’s on your mind?” Me:

ALT the lord of the rings GIF

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We made the annual trip to feed the carp!
Replying to @CollinComedy
@CollinComedy Loved hearing about Pymatuning! My grandparents took us there yearly for a week or more, living on walleye, perch, & bluegill, and cereal. Thanks for all the laughs! We saw you a couple times downtown n'at. (w/ @JessicaKirson) youtu.be/qyRGilD1cMs?si=FliX…
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Glad you had a great time in whatever Nyack we were in! Also, bless you
Replying to @CollinComedy
@CollinComedy just saw you last night at the palatial, amenities-laden Palisades Mall in West (not East) Nyack....you made me laugh so hard I was crying! Also, uh....sorry about the sneeze laughing. That was me. Guilty. 🤣
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Have you seen the new blah blah blah movie? Not unless the snuck it into my 37th watch of The Office
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National Geographic’s writers room “What if we showed rich people on vacation?”
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Whenever I see someone has their notifications set to silent
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With all the murdering at White Lotus, next season should be called Red Roof Inn
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Someone once told me “Comparison is the thief of joy.” I wish I was as smart as them.
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Looking forward to opening for him at the Laugh Lounge
3 Feb 2025
Joe Biden Signs With CAA variety.com/2025/biz/news/jo…
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People saying goodbye to TikTok like they didn’t have room for it on the raft.
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I miss the days of only having one public platform to be unsuccessful on
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You either die a hero or live long enough to have a tequila brand
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I’d like to see a Michael Bay movie about the people that clean up after a Michael Bay movie.
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You can tell Hogwarts isn’t in America because no one was like, “The only thing that stops a bad guy with a basilisk, is a good guy with a basilisk.”
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Nobody has ever said, that’s the perfect amount of cologne.
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That’s the second time this month I stayed up too late to watch an old man disappoint me on TV
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I think Time got to him first
16 Nov 2024
JAKE PAUL HAS DEFEATED MIKE TYSON 🥊
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Almost ready for the holidays. All I have to do now is lose 70 pounds by Thanksgiving
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