A Fighting Gamecock.
Joined September 2021
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9 Feb 2024
Dearest Racer Nation,
Ready the cannons. We ride.
—Zebuliah
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30 Sep 2023
Dearest Gamecock faithful,
The smoke rises upon ol’ Rocky Top. I, General Noland, have arrived in Knoxville to pull Colonel Rattler through this darkest night. The troops are ready for battle! Fire the cannons! Captain X. Legette coming to a checker board near you!
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23 Sep 2023
Dearest Mother,
Today, Colonel @SpencerRattler leads the men against the mongrel regiment from Mississippi. The cannons are ready. Fear not for us—we march to victory.
—Zebuliah
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13 Dec 2022
Dearest Gamecock Nation,
General King has issued a call to arms. Let us answer!
—Zebuliah
13 Dec 2022
To raise the other half, it was recommended by the organization who trains the dog to create a GoFundMe.
You can find that here: gofundme.com/f/help-liam-get…
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Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland retweeted
12 Dec 2022
*Try Truck driver
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26 Nov 2022
Dearest Gamecock Nation,
Fire the cannons. To hell with Clemson!
—Zebuliah
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3 Sep 2022
Dearest Mother,
Today marks the long-awaited debut of Colonel Rattler, who is even now preparing to lead our men into battle against the Panther brigade. Send us your prayers for victory, and against casualties.
All my love,
—Zebuliah
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18 Aug 2022
Dearest Mother,
Gen. Beamer has donned his celebratory sun spectacles this evening. They are said to inspire both fear and envy among our enemies.
—Zebuliah
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9 Jul 2022
Dearest Mother,
Enclosed in this missive are photos of our battalion collected by a local scribe. You may spot a familiar face.
Our glorious campaign resumes but 8 weeks hence. We are eager to test ourselves on the battlefield once more.
All my love,
—Zebuliah
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16 Apr 2022
Dearest Mother,
Tonight I will command battle drills in front of the Carolina faithful in order to showcase the prowess of our battalion. Already a great crowd is gathered outside the gates of Fort Williams-Brice. I think they are anticipating Colonel Rattler’s debut.
—Zebuliah
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11 Apr 2022
Dearest Gamecock Nation,
Thank you all for following along my journey from private to Brigadier General. If you’d like to learn more, you may be interested in perusing the attached missive.
Forever to thee.
—Zebuliah
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9 Apr 2022
Dearest @TheCarolinaGrls,
Word has reached Fort Williams-Brice that you have returned victorious from your campaign in Daytona for the second year in a row! Truly, you are the pinnacle of excellence. The Carolina faithful are proud!
—Zebuliah
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4 Apr 2022
Dearest Gamecock Nation,
Fire the cannons. Forever to Thee! National Champions!
—Zebuliah
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3 Apr 2022
Dearest General @dawnstaley,
Word of your glorious campaign has reached Fort Williams-Brice. Tales of hard-won victories, of accolades heaped upon your regiment. I cannot express how proud you have made the Carolina faithful. (1/3)
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3 Apr 2022
There is but one foe remaining—one opponent standing between you and eternal glory. May your defenses hold, and may your aim be true. Arrive on the field of battle as the best versions of yourselves, and no weapon formed against you shall prosper. (2/3)
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3 Apr 2022
To you, General Staley, and to the soldiers Amihere, Beal, Boston, Cardoso, Cooke, Feagin, Grissett, Hall, Henderson, Johnson, Littleton, Rivers, Russell, Saxton, Thompson, and Wesolek—the Carolina faithful are behind you, irrevocably.
Bring it home.
—Zebuliah
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7 Jan 2022
Dearest Mother,
My local artisan friend has informed me that today will be the final day to purchase commemorative battle garb. Col. Doty is fond of his.
I hope you and Father are well. I will be home to visit very soon.
—Zebuliah
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31 Dec 2021
Dearest Mother,
Victory is sweet. Cols. Joyner and White were superb. Capts. Bell and Harris, impeccable. This team, unforgettable.
Now, for a well-deserved rest.
–Zebuliah
PS–Commemorative garments will be available for one more week at chickenscratchapparel.com, if you like.
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30 Dec 2021
Dearest Gamecock Nation,
Fire the cannons. Forever to Thee.
–Brigadier General Zebuliah Noland
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