If I showed you the women I've fumbled, you'd take me out back and shoot me in the head

Not now kitten, daddy's getting absolutely fucking smoked at a local CrossFit competition

Very vulnerable confession here: I've fantasized about randomly running into my ex for years. I thought that if I could see her in person, it might change things or would give me the opportunity to rekindle the relationship. Deep down, I already kind of knew it was over. Well, I got that opportunity today. There was a super-high, when we were talking, laughing, and smiling together. By the end of the interaction, she was yelling at me. Anyways, I'm blocked, deleted, and there is a 0% chance of anything happening between us. A lot of other burners like to show their screenshots with their exes, talk about how they got back together, etc- including me. Some things are truly meant to be left in the past. Today was a brutal rejection and a very valuable lesson learned. -Colonel

If you approached 20 girls and said, "Can I have your phone number?" How many do you realistically think will give it to you? No context by the way, you can't explain, or introduce yourself first

I really hate niggas coz what do you mean I could get one

Day 4 rejection therapy Approach your ex girlfriend from two years ago and asked her if she will unblock you. Level: very hard

Ran into my ex for the first time since we broke up, we chatted for 20 minutes. I asked her if I can text her and she said no because I'm blocked. I asked if she can unblock me and she said no and walked away

I just saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in 2 years. 1 hour before I have to go on the competition floor. I said hi, she had no interest in speaking to me.

If you want to be surrounded by the fittest, strongest, most beautiful women with boyfriends, go to your local CrossFit Competition

Told my waittress she looks like Scarlett Johannson and it made her smile really big

I don't care how the egg was raised or where it grew up. It's just an egg

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What are you supposed to do for fun in Daytona, Florida?

A nice text I woke up to this morning. The verdict is out, I am not a good guy

If you have work to do that's due tomorrow would you rather stay up later and get it done or wake up early and do it?