Scoutmaster police records manager who loves emerging tech. Seeking new adventures and real connections. Campfire chats always welcome!

Joined February 2021
14,819 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
The Right to Keep and Bear Arms is a cornerstone of Western Civilization. It has ALWAYS been part of it. It was the difference between being free and being a slave in antiquity. The US didn't invent it, we recognized it for what it is and always was. Without it, no Western Civ.
4
1
52
2,679
Gourmet breakfast! It’s actually very good. The boys can cook!
4
20
Proof I’m not in some fancy hotel with room service:
7
70
Made it to camp! It’s windy.
2
2
46
A meager suggestion.
Elon should buy Canada and gift it to the U.S. for its 250th birthday
21
Yup. Gas cars are obsolete. You can object but… the march of progress doesn’t care about your feelings on the matter.
EV Haters: I regret to inform you that gas-powered vehicles peaked in 2017 and aren't coming back. "There was still a surprisingly high usage of horses in 1940, but the trend was obvious." - Elon Musk
6
12
787
colovion retweeted
Lmao it’s funny how it was actually the leftists who pushed their whole “diversity” alliance to get the Muslims in charge in Hamtramck. Then these guys take over the entire council and one of the first things they do is ban the LGBT flag from city property (haram). Anyone who’s not a braindead leftist saw this coming. But they keep running the exact same play in other places and still act shocked when it blows up.
City Council meeting in Hamtramck, MI Hard to believe that this is America
261
1,352
7,631
201,539
Every syllable of this is endorsed!
A short rant against the envy cult, which would, if empowered, happily turn the United States into Belgium. nationalreview.com/corner/th…
1
20
colovion retweeted
Whenever I see millionaire Congressmen complaining that Elon Musk isn't taxed enough, it reminds me of John 12:6 - “Now he said this, not because he was concerned about the poor, but because he was a thief, and as he had the money box, he used to pilfer what was put into it."
3
12
88
1,007
colovion retweeted
Elon isn't stealing from me. Illegal aliens and welfare grifters are
1,254
4,896
39,857
1,458,085
I couldn’t find enough matching socks for camp. Guess who bought new socks today…
2
26
I don’t think they’d understand even if the media explained it. Some people are very, very stupid. Like Bernie Sanders.
Most people don't understand the difference between having billions in the bank, liquid, & having ownership shares in companies worth billions. And I think it would behoove the media to explain this once in a while.
1
37
Well, I’m about to go into the woods to battle nature. The trip will be fraught with peril. I may not return. Some of you I adore, others I tolerate, some are enemies whose every move I watch (@KyleJones657257). Leave me your heartfelt feelings, if I perish I shall cherish them!
5
13
184
colovion retweeted
Jun 12
Elon Musk has enough money now to fix every McDonald's ice cream machine, but he won't because he only thinks of himself.
183
1,010
11,553
141,103
I hear women like hand pics. Just getting my tent back into the bag. Requires some grip strength!
2
9
194
colovion retweeted
Every single person who still cringes at the memory of trying to bullshit their way through an interview or exam question: today, the slate is wiped clean. Set down your burden of shame. Nothing - nothing, I say - could touch this.
3,483
11,534
72,593
2,955,856
Look @colynn_s, cooking!

3
4
197
Made flounder filets. Too much salt. But, cooked perfectly! I’m thirsty now…
3
14
446
Turns out Austin Seasoning is mostly salt. Used too much. Oopsie! It wasn’t bad. Lots of salt…
1
20
For the record neither of these are due to Elon in my case! Well, some chicks hate Teslas so maybe that hasn’t helped but I can only blame myself for not selling any organs on the black market!
I fail to see how blaming your poverty on Elon Musk achieves anything. Are you going to blame Elon Musk for you not having a girlfriend too?
1
2
169
Just bought food for the campout (we are going early so need to eat in our own for a day.) I owed the troop $60. I spent $98.44, and some of what I’m bringing was previously bought so that is not even being counted. I pay to do this stuff! I can’t even deduct it in my case.
1
4
90
It’s whatever. Every Scout leader does it. But it takes a toll over the years. My son aged out two years ago… this is starting to be too much.
1
17