Afternoons on @1061KISSFMdfw & all over with your @iHeartRadio App. The more you listen the longer I get to keep my job so THANK YOU

Joined August 2012
248 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
Oops. Thought I met @TPAIN. My bad
12
18
146
Colt On Airrrrr retweeted
Replying to @falenkdwb
@falenkdwb AND @ColtRadio GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK OVER HERE 😭😭😭 #TS
1
3
563
Thanks for saying hi!!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!! Due to misprinted shirts, I got to finally meet @falenkdwb and @ColtRadio in Andover today!! You guys are the best!! @1013KDWB
4
4
883
Did you hear what @ColtRadio said on @1075theriver ? He said Travis Kelce just signed a two year contract extension for $34 million. The thing is that Taylor makes that in 4 days! Calling Kelce the broke ass boyfriend! Absolutely hilarious!!!🤣🤣🤣
It's the LAST DAY of our 13 days of #TaylorSwift! 😭 Listen to the Tortured Poets Radio on the free @iHeartRadio app for a chance to win a VIP trip, floor seats to The Eras Tour and a one-of-a-kind Taylor Swift signed guitar! #iHeartTaylor 🫶 📲 ihe.art/25YMMSg
1
2
1,367
Usher said when in doubt take my shirt off
1
6
1,244
Can I claim our elf on the shelf as a dependent on my taxes
3
485
NFL is basically just Keeping Up With The Kelce’s at this point
1
1
4
667
Buying raspberries is basically just spending $7 for a carton of mush and mold
3
1
708
Does this office chair squeak when anyone sits in it or do I have to lose weight
1
2
931
Forget about coffee, nothing wakes you up more than a low account balance warning from your bank 🤣🤣
2
7
851
Much love to you!!! I’ll miss hanging out with y’all
3
1,110
If I owe on my taxes can I tell the IRS to double it and give it to the next person
4
598
I’ll never forget when BAZZI demanded fresh fish before his performance at MOA
21 Feb 2023
Replying to @ColtRadio
@ColtRadio We miss you in Minnesota!!!💔
2
3
904
The only benefit to not working remotely is being able to use your place of employment’s printer for personal use
1
1
12
1,357
Turns out all those ufos were just Rihanna’s halftime floating stages
1
1
4
611
Do I have to buy a Valentine’s Day gift for my wife or will the aliens annihilate me by then
4
525
Why did my elementary school make me play the recorder and then get mad at me for not knowing hot crossed buns well enough to pass the test as if it would have any effect on my life
2
🤣 you know me too well
1 Dec 2022
Replying to @ColtRadio
👆me when Colt takes 5 days to respond to a text (jk…kind of)
1
You ever throw your phone across the room and flip it off then walk away for like an hour acting like you’re gonna go off the grid but you always go back to it
1
3
#KISSJingleBall @LewisCapaldi smells good so everyone knows
1
9
21
I love how Ticketmaster is trending above WWIII. Ticketmaster is officially hated more than Putin
7