Irish comedian living in NYC. On tour now. Live streams Thursday 8pm EST. 1/3 of Cockfight Podcast.
Joined February 2009
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63 people arrested, 4 stabbings and 1 shooting reported in NYC after Knicks fans go wild celebrating NBA Finals win trib.al/aqUNTh6
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how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch
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The Knicks winning means more to be than anything else. After all these years of pain. To finally get a championship means I can finally die happy. Have I ever supported them before last night? No. But they were losers then. I support winners.
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This is what New York is all about. We may be rude. We may be self centered. We may be too busy to take an interest in the New York Knicks most years but when it comes to celebrating championships we all come out and celebrate. New York baby.
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We’re throwing Molotov cocktails at spurs fans in the streets, love this fucking city
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Jun 12
I take Cialis, but not for sex.
It’s actually a longevity medicine.
Cialis (Tadalafil) is great for the same reason it gives you fantastic erections… it improves blood flow.
Studies show that Tadalafil…
34% reduced all-cause mortality
27% reduced major heart disease
34% reduced stroke
32% reduced dementia
It has also shown benefit in insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, and reduction of body fat.
Women have blood vessels too, so theoretically they'd get the same longevity upside. The research is thinner, but early signals are promising.
It’s sad that when men and women could benefit from it can miss out because it’s taboo.
My protocol is 5mg daily and I've been on it for about two years.
*Observational research shows associations, not causation. Outcomes may be influenced by underlying differences in study populations. This is not medical advice and is shared for informational purposes only.
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Jun 12
Anyone remember the Naked philanthropist who gave titty pics to people who donated towards the wildlife fires? What happened to her? Did she die?
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Jun 11
I’m streaming again later. Sorry again for not inviting you guys last week.
Jun 5
I just did a live stream. I shoulda told you about it. My bad.
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Jun 11
The comedy club audience when I ask a couple in the front row how long they’ve been dating and they say they’re siblings
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This may be the worst special of all time.
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Jun 7
I think all 21 years olds should be drowned.
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A 70-year-old man was charged with attempted murder after he tried to drown a 21-year-old man on crutches at a residents-only lake in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, over a dispute about access to the lake.
According to a Hopkinton police report, Dana shouted at a group of young men that it was "time to go," referring to the group riding a jet ski on the lake
The group and Dana shout back and forth, with Dana eventually walking up to the group to confront them, according to officials
"Are you going to beat up a cripple?" one of Duffy's friends reportedly asked Dana.
"I don't care, I'll take a cripple." Dana responded, according to the report.
Speaking with NewsCenter 5, the victim, Matthew Duffy, said he feared for his life.
"I was so scared for my life because I can't fight back, I broke practically everything and this guy's on top of me under the water, I can't see what's going on, I can't fight back," Duffy said
Steven Dana was charged with an attempt to murder, two counts of strangulation/suffocation, and assault and battery on a disabled person.
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Jun 6
21 years old is old enough to be drowned in a lake. Free the old man.
Jun 5
A 70-year-old man was charged with attempted murder after he tried to drown a 21-year-old man on crutches at a residents-only lake in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, over a dispute about access to the lake.
According to a Hopkinton police report, Dana shouted at a group of young men that it was "time to go," referring to the group riding a jet ski on the lake
The group and Dana shout back and forth, with Dana eventually walking up to the group to confront them, according to officials
"Are you going to beat up a cripple?" one of Duffy's friends reportedly asked Dana.
"I don't care, I'll take a cripple." Dana responded, according to the report.
Speaking with NewsCenter 5, the victim, Matthew Duffy, said he feared for his life.
"I was so scared for my life because I can't fight back, I broke practically everything and this guy's on top of me under the water, I can't see what's going on, I can't fight back," Duffy said
Steven Dana was charged with an attempt to murder, two counts of strangulation/suffocation, and assault and battery on a disabled person.
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I just did a live stream. I shoulda told you about it. My bad.
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Jun 4
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Le…
Were you aware of this mans existence?
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Jun 3
I'm looking for someone who works in Merch/Clothing Manufacturing that can help me make some customized Irish Flat Caps. If that's you or you know someone please let me know. Looking for a fast turn around on these. Thank you.
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Jun 3
My new book, Wigger Bible, is up for pre-sale now. It is a comprehensive guide to the wonderful world of wigs. Pre-sales are a big deal with book sales, so I’m calling upon all my wigger brethren to help me reach my pre-sale goal.
I’d love to eventually get my books published and documented pre-sales help that. You can order at OnPercs.com/store. Thank you guys.
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Jun 1
I cant prove it but Israel is preventing me from selling a lot of tickets in Tulsa this weekend
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