It’s a funny old game... 🎙⚽️ Contact: comedianstalkingaboutfootball@gmail.com
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Joey Barton criticising penalties? 🤔
27 Jul 2025
Well done to the Lioness winning the Nonsense Pottery Trophy.
Those penalties were borderline embarrassing again.
Don’t ever ask for equal pay again.
Youse are miles off it.
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Comedians Talking About Football Podcast retweeted
May 20
Thinking of my little old Nan today. She’ll have enjoyed that
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Makes you think
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Amazing really that Matt Le Tissier didn’t get picked for World Cup 98 considering his ideas are as bat-shit crazy as Glenn Hoddle’s
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Comedians Talking About Football Podcast retweeted
Apr 21
Mr Watkins?
Apr 20
British gov @ShabanaMahmood @ukhomeoffice you aught to be ashamed.
By blocking the entry of an American citizen you attack the freedoms and liberties both our nations are built on.
Yet you allow millions to enter illegally.
You are embarrassing. FREE @ValentinaForUSA.
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Comedians Talking About Football Podcast retweeted
Apr 6
"sorry lads, the Madri's off"
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England fans to Ireland and Wales…
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It’s been 10 years since Martin O’Neil was randomly a pundit for the 2016 SuperBowl
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Luke Littler’s post-match interview at the PDC World Championship:
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Only another 365 days until we all get to post the ‘Football on Boxing Day 1963’ image again…
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“You’re only the third fastest player in the world outside the Top 5 Leagues… The third fastest… third fastest…”
27 Nov 2025
🤔 Who is the third-fastest player in world football outside the top five leagues?
🏃It's Heart of Midlothian's Harry Milne.
🔗 onlrl.co/oz0n4j
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Can’t believe it’s been 3 years since Jack Grealish announced the death of Her Majesty The Queen in most incredible way…
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Every Deadline Day nowadays is just football fans reminiscing about how good deadline day used to be in the 2000’s/2010’s
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14 Aug 2025
🪩 From the boardroom to the ballroom, Thomas Skinner is the tenth new recruit for #Strictly Come Dancing's Class of 2025
More ➡️ bbc.in/4oAXf7K
ALT A head and shoulders shot of Thomas Skinner smiling to camera in a dark top and body warmer, set against a glittering blue background.
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Comedians Talking About Football Podcast retweeted
2 Aug 2025
reverse UK to US version of this where Luke Littler arrives at LA Lakers and starts telling them how to play basketball.
1 Aug 2025
Football, meet @TomBrady.
All five episodes of Built In Birmingham: Brady & The Blues are now live on Prime Video. 🍿
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Joey Barton criticising penalties? 🤔
27 Jul 2025
Well done to the Lioness winning the Nonsense Pottery Trophy.
Those penalties were borderline embarrassing again.
Don’t ever ask for equal pay again.
Youse are miles off it.
🐕💨
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While you’re here. Feel free to check out the podcast… It’s football related, so there’s no mention of Joey ⚽️ open.spotify.com/show/7G3i13…
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