Joined September 2023
- Tweets 335
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- Followers 63
- Likes 567
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4 Sep 2024
Hey, what's up, non-flyers?
I'm Vortex, and I'm takin' over this account. Hopefully, you are a *fan* of cruel and unusual punishment!
[Vortex joins Parody Twitter]
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7 Sep 2024
You guys ever think that the Autobot Decepticon war is just kinda pointless?
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Hopefully Onslaught doesn't hear that.
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5 Sep 2024
Hey, non-cybertronians!
If you were a cybertronian, what alt mode would you have? What vehicle or weapon would you turn into?
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VORTEX retweeted
3 Sep 2024
ONLY 100 MORE FOLLOWERS UNTIL I BECOME A PARODY TITAN AGAIN.
THOUGH I'M HONESTLY SUPRISED I GOT THIS FAR.
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VORTEX retweeted
4 Sep 2024
//Hello fellow Parody Twitter-ers.
I am asking for you to please follow and interact with @CombaticonsWFC
I really don't only want to be Hive, I'd like to parody non-original characters, like Vortex!
So please, go interact, it'd mean a lot to me.
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4 Sep 2024
Hey you!
Reply to this, and I'll think of a unique way to torture ya.
Let's hope I never have to interrogate you, but if I did, let's find out how I would!
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31 Aug 2024
V: So, back on this cursed site.
B: I thought we were done with this damn thing!
V: That was just Starscream's look on things. Onslaught sees use for us here, so we stay.
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31 Aug 2024
O: Damn Primus... I can't believe Starscream. Destroying access to our Twitter account? How absolutely petty.
Regardless, we Combaticons are back, and hopefully, Starscream won't remove us again.
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21 Apr 2024
O: Alright, alright, calm down.
I assume you got our distress beacon, right? After the Nemesis and Ark took off, we got stranded somewhere on Earth.
We also got warped through space and time, so we may not be from the same time as you.
We could use some help making it back.
21 Apr 2024
First: your lucky that I got megaton to even keep you
Second: thank you
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21 Apr 2024
B: You're lucky we have other things to be doing! Can't waste energon scrapping you.
V: Calm down, Brawl. He ain't that bad. 'Sides, he got a pretty sweet alt mode.
21 Apr 2024
Well that has to suck
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21 Apr 2024
O: Oh hell no! We already had to deal with your antics enough!
20 Apr 2024
I STARSCREAM HAVE JIIN PARODY TWITTER TO CONTROL ALL!
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VORTEX retweeted
20 Apr 2024
I STARSCREAM HAVE JIIN PARODY TWITTER TO CONTROL ALL!
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20 Apr 2024
V: Hey guys, it's been a bit. I think we are safe now.
B: But seriously, anybody who can help needs to. We are being attacked by an unknown force!
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19 Apr 2024
O: Uh... hello? Is this thing working??
S: We've been attacked! Calling any ally Decepticons, we've been attacked!
V: Our communicators have been offline! We need support! We aren't gonna be around much longer!
[THE COMBATICONS REJOIN PARODY TWITTER]
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VORTEX retweeted
1 Dec 2023
The accounts I run-
This one
@PhanMangle1987
@Pr0jectTake0ver
@CombaticonsWFC
@SecretLolbit
@PR0JECTSPIDER
@THEHIV3MIND
@PhazonConsumer
@SamusFeelsDread
@TheMasterCore
@_MrBeast___
@INSEARCHOFFLESH
@NightlightMoth
@MawkinLeader
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3 Oct 2023
Ooc:
That's actually great lmao
[@CombaticonsWFC]
"ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU WILL BE NOTHING BUT SHATTERED SCRAP ON THE GROUND YOU STAND ON."
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VORTEX retweeted
[@CombaticonsWFC]
"ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU WILL BE NOTHING BUT SHATTERED SCRAP ON THE GROUND YOU STAND ON."
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3 Oct 2023
Ooc:
Just decided- I'll also maybe put you in my banner.
29 Sep 2023
OOC:
When I reach 50 followers, I'll draw whoever comments on this post in this style. Can we make that deal?
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3 Oct 2023
O - Ah. Another Soundwave. Are you from the same dimension as that Shockwave we have met?
3 Oct 2023
Ah, yes. This is what they call "Twitter" or "X". I suppose this'll do. If anyone was wondering, I am Soundwave.
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VORTEX retweeted
3 Oct 2023
I'm a monster but not that much of a monster, my boss supports them too! Right Master?
U- Yes my servant
(This is the most wholesome interaction I've seen in a while)
2 Oct 2023
O - Alright. We were just making sure. Good to know.
(LETSSS GOOOOOO ALSO IM TRANS IRL SO WE STAY WINNING)
ALT (Half of them are gay)
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