I told you that Hugh Jackman would be back.
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15 Jan 2016
Dear little boy who wants to see my movie,
No. You can't see it, it's for big boys and girls, fuck you, your mom's a whore.
Love, Deadpool
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Apr 12
You guys ever wonder if Thing from the Addams Family and the Hamburger Helper glove ever banged?
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Apr 11
Batteries and buttholes are things that you shouldn't lick.
But sometimes you do.
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Apr 2
Being gay isn't a choice. Its something forced upon you as a child when someone in your class said "gaylordsayswhat" and you accidentally said what.
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Mar 19
We have kids waking around with a 1.2 GPA saying "No cap."
Yep, no gown either, buddy-o.
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Mar 14
You think that Captain Hook ever wiped his ass with the wrong hand?
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Feb 28
Do you think the band 311 thanks God everyday that it happened in September instead of March?
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Feb 18
Before formally changing their name in 1746, Sperm Whales were called Jizz Dolphins.
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Feb 12
Soup of the day implies a more seductive and sensual soup of the night.
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