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10 Jul 2017
I always make too much spaghetti and have a ton of leftovers.
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May 17
What accidentally went through your dishwasher?
My wife keeps a phone charger plugged in in our kitchen. The other day, without realizing, I ran the dishwasher with the end of it stuck inside. Oops!
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May 16
Spotted a lot of beauties out there in the wild recently. The last one is definitely the most creative of the bunch.
#LicensePlates #Punny #DirtyWindshield #WashMe #YYC
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May 16
The tradition continues! Boys night out with dad for #StarWars at @Jubilee_AB. Last year was Empire Strikes Back, this year Return of the Jedi.
Cap the night off with some pre-show drinks and grub from Bizarre and we've got a great #BoyzNight on our hands! #PeakMaleBonding
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Apr 18
It only took 6 months, but I FOUND IT!!
This little bastard broke my heart.
While I was digging through our junk drawer I had thought I had struck gold and found my Bluetooth headphone I've been looking for for a couple of months now.
Nope. Just a rock the kids kept for no reason. 🫠
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Apr 17
How did #FantasyHockey go for you this year? It's been a number of years since I've won a championship. Last year saw me land in the finals, only to walk away with a silver medal. This year the bronze was the best I could come up with. #CameUpShort #Bronze #AlwaysTheBridesmaid
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Sometimes when I take a picture of my youngest daughter she asks me if I can, "share it with the world" (aka post it on social media)
I appreciate that she thinks I have that kind of reach 😅
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Mar 27
What do you do when it get like a friggin foot of snow in 24 hours? You build a (cursed) snowman! #YYC #LifeSkills #Snowmaggedon #GirlDad
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Mar 24
Episode 5 has dropped! Check it out wherever you listen; YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, etc.
And if you think you missed episode 4, you didn't. We did. Full story on the show.
#Hockey #Hosers #NotExperts
youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…
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Mar 23
I did something I've never done (and never seen done) in fantasy hockey this year...I pulled a Jamie Benn. At no point this season was I in first place, UNTIL the end of the very last week of the regular season. Very proud that I head into the playoffs as the number 1 seed.
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Mar 23
And what a change from the roster at the start of the season...
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Mar 20
Overheard my youngest tell her older sister they aren't allowed to go in daddy's "lair" (the closet in the basement I record in). This comment has given me an evil villain complex.
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Mar 15
I have hockey highlights on this morning and hear my oldest daughter (she's 6) say, "Daddy, I think the angry potato chips lost."
...she was referring to the @AnaheimDucks.
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Here we go again! I'm very excited to announce that my radio journey continues. Today is my first day as a Creative Writer for Pattison Media in Red Deer. I'm already feeling so welcomed by the incredible team.
Yes, I'll be commuti g. I've done crazier for radio though! #radio
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What a truly magical afternoon this was! The only thing better than finally getting the girls out on the ice for the first time was having them beg me to stay just a little bit longer. They didn't want to leave! Seems to me, they're hooked. #MakingMemories #ODR #PWHLHereWeCome
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Jan 19
Me: *never owned a gun, probably never will*
Also me: *going through airport security* what if I accidentally packed a gun?
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Jan 17
My mother-in-law took my kids to Chuck E. Cheese without me today.
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