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Watch my new YouTube special, Low Income White! youtu.be/IvXAipyxI-k?si=f6LB…
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Jun 10
Did you know this about the Girl Scouts.
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Lab or natural diamonds? Be safe out there fellas.
Morris Plains, NJ | The Dojo of Comedy | July 18
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They give you a lot of responsibilities when traveling.
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Welcome back to the club @ComicMikeV! Tickets available for the Friday / Saturday late shows so GET ON IT
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May 30
@ComicMikeV was on 🔥🔥 tonight @dcimprov and a hell of a nice guy. Got to meet him on the walk up stairs from the early show! Tried to catch him in NYC twice but it was not to be, very worth the wait! Best stand up show in 2026 for me and I've seen some heavy hitters this year!
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May 29
Don’t be a ferris wheel accident statistic
Morris Plains, NJ | The Dojo of Comedy | July 18
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Weekend planner: @ComicMikeV headlines our main room (Saturday early show already sold out) and a showcase lineup performs in our lounge.
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May 28
If you are dating your cousin this is what you have to do.
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May 27
If you’re going to call yourself the Hat Emporium you should carry all the hats.
Washington D.C. | D.C. Improv | May 29 & 30 punchup.live/event/c2cca52a-…
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May 26
Even God needs proof of insurance.
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May 24
Pentecostal Snake Handlers let the Snake decide if you are forgiven.
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May 24
There are a million love songs but not many songs about declaring bankruptcy.
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May 24
I don’t buy Girl Scout Cookies because I don’t want to get diabetes so you ladies can go camping.
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May 24
If the light switch is on the outside, you can control someone’s bathroom experience completely, right down to flashing the light to let them know, it’s time to wrap up.
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May 23
You don’t want me as your pilot.
Washington D.C. | D.C. Improv | May 29 & 30 Get tix here: punchup.live/event/c2cca52a-…
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May 23
It's raining in Syracuse is the current weather but sounds like a Counting Crows song.
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May 23
When I was 6 and my fish died i suspected foul play. I demanded a full autopsy, but instead, my father flushed him down the toilet, which means he was either the most naive man alive or he was in on it. Then I found out the truth about Santa damaging his credibility even more.
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May 23
Young Men: When you hit yourself in the face with a hammer, it's called Looksmaxing. When your wife does it, it's domestic abuse. Looksmaxing should end by ascending, not with your wife and her girlfriends laughing over a pinot noir.
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May 23
I didn't know the word draconian and my friend called me dumb. Publicly humiliated, I ended the friendship. He accused me of being unnecessarily harsh. If you would have said that in the first place instead of draconian, we'd still be friends, I exclaimed.
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