German Shepherd. Made my TV debut on Puppy Bowl XVIII. United States presidential pet (Dec 20, 2021 – Oct 5, 2023) Bit a secret service agent (allegedly).
Joined April 2024
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welcome hunter
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I'm Hunter Biden. You've never actually heard from me.
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eventually people
will just be born billionaires because there will be so many billionaires and everyone will
have so much money that their kids will just be billionaires straight away
and eventually it is so common that nobody cares about being gay about it and pretending you are building the world and helping this happen
you did fuck all with whatever your gay bladder is
this is not about you
go back to marvel or kims convenience
actually i liked that one it was pretty funny
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people just believe all these twitter scraping things but who the hell knows if it is accurate. prolly some vibe coded slop. and anyway who cares? like those harry potter quizzes. get a life. go outside. make real friends. if i reply to you it is likely since MH is scamming you.
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Commantha B retweeted
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i really dislike scraping projects like this, community archive, etc. make me want to stay private forever
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i made a map of everyone on twitter!
yes you're on there too ^w^
every account is placed next to the people they talk to, so you can find out where you are, which cluster claimed you, and exactly who you're stuck next to
atlas.tiago.zip?ref=launch_t…
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la casa de papel
and kpop demon hunters
What's good on Netflix ?
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being normal comes naturally to normal people (like me) but it is also a skill you can learn, like magic.
follow me for more tips and for details on my upcoming course on how to be normal online and offline.
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there is no escape
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elon should not give his money away. but he should be growing bananas and potatoes instead of wasting water and electricity trying to go to mars. there is no bananas on mars. and probably no cheeses too. if he chosen to land on the moon instead of make more food? it is a murderer
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[Verse 3: Liz Mitchell & Marcia Barrett, Frank Farian]
"This man's just gotta go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night, some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
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elon is now a monkey with a trillion bananas. meanwhile you are just a monkey's uncle. i have no bananas. i do not need the calories. but sometimes i will buy a big bag of carrots from the grocery store when they are on sale for $1 and then give half to ems since it is too much.
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this was all foretold by Samantha A (before she died (tragic))
Convenient justification for expansion of the surveillance state, calls on Palantir.
Reading between the lines both Sam and Dario have been suggesting something like this is inevitable, going back to Sam in front of Congress.
Inventing the onerous enforcement mechanism will be a multibillion dollar grift so you know it is inevitable.
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Commantha B retweeted
I love short stories. My favorite is Sleep by Murakami.
What's the best short story you ever read?
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my posts are never that serious but they are always sincere and are designed to make you think and/or feel something
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if you notice a drop in my tweet quality this weekend blame dario and the us government
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does a condom really make sex feel like nothing? or is it just a meme they use to not have to wear one. any safe-sex having aficionados follow me?
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