cameron | 24 | posts are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of Big Fred's Meat Emporium
Joined June 2019
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He's upset with me because I won't give him my quarter pounder with cheese
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This randomly getting a lot of attention feels like stolen valor bc this isn't even my cat but I will call the couple I'm catsitting for and tell them 5,000 people want to know if the cat can have a cheeseburger
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Jun 13
Recently read somewhere that navigating places on your own is good for forming neural pathways and directional skills so I've been going places without gps even when I am very late and don't know where I'm going
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Jun 13
This has mostly had a negative impact on my life as you can imagine but I actually do kinda know where stuff is now which was the goal
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gnome man retweeted
Jun 12
What if the small obelisk and the large obelisk were to touch and rub together slowly?
Jun 12
The perils of masturbation as explained through the medium of obelisks.* (1942)
(*it's the only language kids understand nowadays)
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Jun 13
Sometimes people will feel bad for me that I've never seen spongebob and are nicer to me because of it
Jun 12
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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Jun 12
Trying to balance my full-time job, side hustle, volunteering, graduate programming class, and gym has made me solemnly accept the fact that I might not get to sleep the next several days if I want to also play video games
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Jun 11
The comments on this are making me realize that my deeply held internal belief system that dictates my entire life is also a common symptom of ocd
Jun 10
when something unlucky happens to your magical-thinking prone friend who is already unkind to themself and youre like fuuuck please don't internalise this
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Jun 11
Realized at 9:20 this morning that I forgot to go to a meeting at 9 but apparently everyone else in the meeting forgot too. Unserious ass workplace
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Jun 10
i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money
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Jun 11
They have been doing construction at random intervals, at random hours of the day and night, in the lot right by my house for the past two years. As far as I can tell not a single thing has actually been built
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Jun 10
Roommate got google fiber at our house that we're renting without telling the landlord and they ran the line across all the backyards in our row it lowkey feels like we were not supposed to do that 😶
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Jun 10
I am a miserable person who deserves every bit of the loneliness I feel Send tweet (Post)
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Jun 9
Coworker called me "the king of lunches" today which is a title I will gladly accept
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18 Oct 2025
played trimps for 229.9 hours ,here is what i think they look like. yeah thats right ,i think they little goblin creatures ,might draw some bad guys next.
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