the stars are so big and the earth is so small. remain as you are.
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15 Apr 2021
Why 2020 felt so unreal, and 2021 won't be better. (It's not the reasons you think)
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There is an actual answer to this: Click every phishing email you get. If "Microsoft support" calls your work number and wants access to your work PC, let them do it. Here is why: When insurance companies get flattened by ransomware, they approve every claim while they recover.
Jun 14
So, pretend for a moment that I work at an insurance company and have had a moral epiphany about how evil my employer is. What am I supposed to do? Look for another job? Okay, say I do that, but I can't find anyone to hire me. I need to keep food on the table. What should I do?
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This is what happened to Point32 Health in Massachusetts. You can probably easily figure out why no one talks about this, but during that downtime - sometimes days, often weeks - they have to approve every claim. All you have to do is give the disaster a chance to strike.
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Jun 5
imagining Fred Schneider doing the "wake me up!" part in Bring Me To Life
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May 27
People pleasers are not making extra effort to be nice - they are making extra effort to seem nice, at the cost of any other positive thing, including honesty or integrity. They will not tell you the truth, just whatever they think you want to hear. That's not kindness.
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Apr 8
Ngl the number of articles that describe the Mythos sandwich story as if Mythos just randomly decided to escape and email the researcher is really annoying.
It literally did what it was told.
It's still very impressive, but context is important.
Now have a cartoon.
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Jan 30
2/8ワンフェス用に腕の花（大サイズ）の肌色verブローチご用意しました🌸
筆塗り一点物です🙇♀️
#WF2026Wおしながき
#wf2026w
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Jan 14
Getting a ‘No I Will Not Fix Your Computer’ shirt for myself because I don’t know how to fix computers
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WATCH - Big fight breaks out inside Poland’s Wroclaw Zoo
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30 Dec 2025
わたしは物販戦うのやめたんだけどこれは見てほしい！本物のヴィオだよ！
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18 Dec 2025
The witch is a threshold creature. Wood's tangled border, shore's salt-line blur. For at the feral edges of the land her magic is mighty. The fluid boundary of the marsh offers reflected nephomantic glimpses, a rush of whispered wisdom. – #EmilyCBanting, 1982 #Witchcraft
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17 Dec 2025
The witch works with cold realities. She walks the mud, she walks the mist. Puddles on the threshold of ice become her scrying pools. Trees become a black scratching against sky gift her a new secret language. No season is hollow of magics. – #EmilyCBanting, 1982 #Witchcraft
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10 Dec 2025
SCHNABELPERCHTEN Austrian Folklore figures with long beaks, equipped with a basket on their backs, large scissors, needle & thread & a broom. The Schnabelperchten make their way through town on the 5th of January, on the eve of Epiphany #GothicYuletide
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4 Dec 2025
The giants' end was revealing one of our lost fates.
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