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You expected a wild eyed, big teethed man who was willing to snort coke off /your/ worn out cock to not be fucked up?
Jun 4
That man is a gecko in human skin. I don't care what anybody says. He's fucked up.
Damn straight.
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To be fair, I don’t think he knows how to blink.
Jun 4
Gary Busey snorted coke off my cock and didn't even fucking blink.
Weirdest motherfucker I've ever met.
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Cecilia Rogers, Customer Relations retweeted
Jun 4
Gay shit is older than green undercuts. You think I don't know? Fuck you.
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This is why you’ve always been my favorite.
Jun 4
Everything you think I don't know about was a regular Tuesday night at Studio 54. Double fuck you.
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And we’ll get lunch on the company card too.
May 31
This is gonna be amazing.
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Don’t worry, we’ll get you in without incident. I’ll come up with something.
May 31
D'aww. I'll be there Monday morning if I don't get escorted off the property.
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That’s actually the most amazing thing anyone has ever offered to do for me.
May 31
I miiight still be banned after the fire extinguisher incident, buuut... I've got some holiday time comin' up at work. A ffew shifts and hey'll never bug you again.
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Is that your application?
I’ll get you a cane with a weighted top so you can wack them with it.
May 30
You need a scarier receptionist, like somebody that bashed knees for a living in a past life.
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Why do men think they can just walk in my office?
Women always knock or say excuse me and stand at the door to talk to me.
Men walk in like they pay rent here. Like why? You don’t need to come over and examine what’s on my desk. How did you get past the receptionist anyway?
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1, 4, and 6 are the only safe seats.
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Cecilia Rogers, Customer Relations retweeted
May 24
He's gonna bring cocktail weenies to the Apocalypse.
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The fact that all his end day plans involve watching it all burn down with me is the most romantic thing anyone has ever thought about me.
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Cecilia Rogers, Customer Relations retweeted
May 24
// he at least warns John that the end is coming so John and Cece can sit back and watch the fireworks.
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Cecilia Rogers, Customer Relations retweeted
May 24
// in John's verse, he gradually learns that his verse's Butcher has no interest in killing him. Butcher feels Vought owes him for the experiment he volunteered for.
He slowly whittles the company down to a fraction of its power before crushing it entirely and fucking off.
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Cecilia Rogers, Customer Relations retweeted
May 23
Vought International is thrilled to welcome back Stan Edgar as Chief Executive Officer, effective immediately. It’s a new dawn for Vought, one which Stan is well-positioned to lead us into. Great news shareholders, stock prices are through the roof and EBITDA margins are on the rise already!
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Cecilia Rogers, Customer Relations retweeted
May 22
my boobs are so big because that’s where the suicidal ideation is stored
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I’m actually not retiring now that Stan Edgar is back.
He always ran this company like it should have been run. Best boss I’ve ever had.
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Cecilia Rogers, Customer Relations retweeted
May 23
hi friends 🍆
more gentle: inch, press, ease, nudge, work, manage
more neutral: thrust, slide, sheathe, push, stroke, drag, fit, position, glide, slip, maneuver
more rough: slam, ram, push, jam, buck, drive, force, plunge, shove
May 21
it’s always shocking to me that writing smut genuinely turns some people on. i am over here writing smut completely detached while squinting with a cup of coffee trying to think of another word for “thrust.”
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Him and his one tracked wrong mind.
May 23
Gladly. This is gonna be good.
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I never said military.
You are going to sit there and look me in the face and tell me that fire fighters don’t serve the community? And your drug addicted, old lady fucking, racist ass is better? HA!
May 23
Bullshit on both counts. I know for a FACT she's never served.
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