The Ride Never Ends!💀🎩 | Weary Practitioner | Knower | Gnomepilled Dreamwalker | Truesight Cursed | Friend to Animals | Esoteric Shitposter | Full-time Idiot
Joined November 2017
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100 degree days? Perfect time for the AC in several of my trucks to stop working simultaneously. It’s a conspiracy, Big Refrigerant has hit the killswitch.
Don’t like what I’ve been seeing this past week. Switch back from the makarov with 17 total rounds to the 5.7 with 45 total rounds. Ballistics nerds don’t @ me, I like having a lot of shots. The best kind of shot placement is “many”
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Hit a kestrel with my truck this morning, feel absolutely terrible. Slowed down and swerved when it looked like we might collide, but it still hit my windshield. I pulled over to see if it was just injured or stunned, but it was dead. I can’t seem to win when it comes to birds.
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Google is so fucking useless. I look up where I can buy a bird for a pet:
Google: “Did you want birdseed? Here’s a store that sells birdseed. Or did you want jewelry? AI image of a christmas ornament?”
Me: “No I’d like to buy the actual bird please.”
Google: “Sorry cant help.”
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I went to the midnight release of Skyrim in 2011. Went home & played til sunrise. In the elapsed time Ive gone from not being able to grow a beard, to going gray in my beard.
Come on Bethesda. I already barely play games anymore, let me play VI before I lose interest completely.
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If I drop dead within the next day or two, I want it on record that it was the MRE tortillas that did me in. Those disks of evil can not be legally considered food, more like enriched wheat emulsified in yoga mat polymer.
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Alright, experiment concluded: You can’t survive off of whiskey sours and adderall for a week, no matter how sorry you feel for yourself. At least not in your 30s.
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I wish there were a conceptual mute on Twitter. Right now I’d mute the concept of pineapples so I wouldn’t have to see any more posts of Shape Store: Food Edition.
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Are all British people this venomous and ignorant when it comes to what they know about Americans, or does the environment of Twitter just select for the worst people having the loudest voices? Lighten up you guys.
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The rule of firewood when camping is: “Go collect how much you think you need tonight. Now go collect four times that.”
Even knowing that I probably still don’t have enough lol.
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Going out for spring turkey closing weekend tomorrow. All my hunting buddies either flaked on me or left me on read, dudes I’ve been hunting with for over 10 years. I’m in my mid 30s and feel like this shouldn’t bother me as much as it is.
Hope I get a bird, just to show them.
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I just randomly remembered a time decades ago when one of my mom’s friend’s kids spilled an entire glass of milk into my lego bin and didn’t say anything about it or try to clean it up. I’m still almost as mad about that now as when I was 11.
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After taking a bath in hot coolant on the side of the road it got me thinking how coolant and I aren’t so different really. Keeps engines running, a little sweet, a little bitter, harmful or fatal if swallowed. And let’s not forget kinda sticky.
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[Me sipping wine from a local vineyard, grilling a steak and looking at the sun painted hills across the valley]:
“Ah yes, this is what it’s all about. Life is beautiful.”
[Me after 5 mins of twitter]:
“The world is fucked. It’s over. I’m going to drive off the nearest cliff.”
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Back again, this time hobbled by his feet all bound up in some plastic stuff. Carefully snipped it off with scissors and put him back up in the nest with his siblings. Quit jumping out if you can’t fly!
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Today I saw a woodpecker on the ground pecking at some gravel. What are you doing man, don’t you know your own name?
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>get only two hours of sleep
>have the same nightmare of being trapped in a building with horrific monsters
These spirit parasites are really kicking me while I’m down. That can’t be satisfying for you guys right? That’s gotta be the loosh equivalent of a small McDonald’s fries.
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Oh so the “Deer Resistant” tag on the raspberry plants I bought was a god damned lie then, good to know.
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