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He tried to hang himself up at Ntonya hostels. Fortunately, he was quickly rescued and the police arrested him.
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I still don't understand why you'd pick him instead of Pedro.
π¨π§π· ππ¨π¦π§ ππ‘: Neymar is out on the pitch!
He couldn't train with the team, he also couldn't train with the ball but he is OUT ON THE PITCH! β
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Komaso Satana akati akukakamile eh. Ngati kuti ophweka ndiwe wekha.πͺ
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Umaziwa umaziwa βοΈ
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Mkuluyu wamwalira atamwa Viagra
Guy was at a bar in chirimba, wakumana ndi hule. Anagwirizana zopeza room. The guy took Viagra before leaving the bar. He overdosed, then anangogwa. Wakafera Ku chipatala.
Gents, tiyeni tikhale osamala. There's more to life than sexual pleasure.
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This is definitely a place where someone's mental health might improve:
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Umakwana hommie
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Ena nde ayamba kukomoka ndi njala
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The coach of Cape Verde national team
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Waiting for another hydration break
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Me, waiting for Spanish Twitter to cook Ferran Torres ππ
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Chibwezi chako chisayankhe phone and never call you back for 5 hours straight zomwe pamapanga pa khosi po eeehπ
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I know Spanish twitter is about to cook the hell out of Ferran Torres and we about to see the funniest auto translated tweets
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X is fun with active mutuals
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After kuonera Game ya World Cup 4am, kumutembenuza Babe. Anthu ku banja mukusangalala.
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I came across a Facebook post where a blogger suggested that churches such as CCAP should release their buses to travel to Durban and assist our fellow Malawians who are currently stranded there. While I believe he has a valid point, but my question is where are our politicians during this difficult time?
Leaders such as Dalitso Kabambe and others should see this as an opportunity to stand with their people. They cannot simply sit back and watch while the DPP handles everything. They also have a responsibility to contribute and support those in need.
In fact, this could be the perfect opportunity for them to demonstrate genuine leadership and commitment to the people they hope to serve in the future. Rather than waiting until 2029 to begin campaigning for the 2030 elections, they should start showing now that they truly care about Malawians.
The government cannot do everything alone. Politicians, churches, organizations, and well-wishers should work together to help rescue and support those Malawians who are currently stranded in KwaZulu-Natal, Durban. This is the time for everyone to step up and make a difference.
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