Exec Producer at 4BC Brisbane and Two-Time 'Top Gun' at Quasar Bromley. #cafc
Joined March 2009
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8 Dec 2020
I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his first day in control of Margaret Keenan, 90, from Coventry.
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6 Dec 2024
Don’t think for a moment I won’t migrate this to Bluesky.
6 Dec 2024
Another couple years from now everyone will be over on Bluesky and the only thing left on twitter will be Cornelius explaining the Kamallard Harris joke
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23 Oct 2024
I think maybe you’ve all missed the point here. I’ve cleverly inserted the word ‘mallard’ into the Vice President’s first name.
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29 Oct 2024
I’m not gonna tweet about anything else until this gets the respect it deserves.
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28 Aug 2024
Must remember to clean my air fryer.
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7 Aug 2024
RIP Mr Democracy Manifest.
May there be many a succulent chinese meals enjoyed in heaven. 🙏
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31 Jul 2024
I can't wait for the Piers Morgan sit-down interview with the man who got hit in the nuts with the brick.
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10 Jul 2024
The Killers just *get it*
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29 Nov 2022
Last Pandemic: Wet-market in Wuhan.
Next Pandemic: A Boxpark during a major tournament.
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28 Jun 2024
That’s my girlfriend.
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