Rest In Cake @221Rants. There's cake everywhere. DM me your confession.

Joined January 2015
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13 Jun 2016
I just /love/ when I get griped at for not replying, only to get ignored when I do reply.
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i died long ago.nothing can touch me now.
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these flowers are full of fangs,comfort me in fury.wake me,witch.
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4 Mar 2024
Why has my TL turned into a brothel? I emerge from my hobbit hole and find debauchery at every turn. Whores. All of you. (Me too.)
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27 May 2018
Damn it's been a long time...
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27 May 2018
[Lays in @221Rants' mentions because it's been forever and a day.]
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Cake. retweeted
19 Feb 2016
55. The Beatles are not the greatest band/artists ever. I prefer Michael Jackson any day. Stop hollering that shit.
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Cake. retweeted
19 Feb 2016
54. The fact that ABC Family changed its name still upsets me.
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Cake. retweeted
19 Sep 2016
When you post a solo but no one likes or RTs it but you from your other accounts:
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Cake. retweeted
2 Nov 2016
🌚😂
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24 Aug 2017
What'd I miss? Who died?
24 Aug 2017
I took an extra long (6 month) nap and my alarm JUST went off. I MISSED YOU BAE. x.com/221Rants/status/900819…

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24 Aug 2017
[Casually dollops cake icing onto @221Rants' nose then disappears again.]
24 Aug 2017
Well it's been quite a while.
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18 Feb 2017
Where's the application at to retire from Twitter?
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27 Jan 2017
The Cake fandom, duhr. x.com/221rants/status/759447…

27 Jan 2017
Sending starters without asking someone if they actually want to RP with you first and talking like this; " how are you? " x.com/221rants/status/824669…

22 Jan 2017
#249
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