May the wind always be on your back, and the sun upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars.
Joined July 2012
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6 Jul 2023
Goodbye Twitter, I haven't REALLY enjoyed you in a long time but you were legit at one point..
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25 Jun 2022
This country kind of sucks. National Parks are dope though shoutout to those
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Teflon Con retweeted
24 Jun 2022
Forced birth in a country with:
—No universal healthcare
—No universal childcare
—No paid family & medical leave
—One of the highest rates of maternal mortality among rich nations
This isn't about "life." It's about control.
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4 May 2022
I wish I was untouchably rich so I could buy up all the abortion pills in other better countries and hire a bunch of doctors to distribute it for free illegally everywhere. But since I was rich I wouldn't get into trouble
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Teflon Con retweeted
14 Feb 2022
MVP
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7 Feb 2022
I'm so sick of reading headlines about Joe Rogan. Let the man be in peace. Idiots don't have to listen to him about any topics. The whole thing is baffling..
Teflon Con retweeted
29 Dec 2021
The CDC recommends the @DetroitRedWings retire Sergei Fedorov’s number.
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Teflon Con retweeted
3 Dec 2021
Sex is a very intimate and sacred act. Remember, your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with anyone who doesn’t think Tobey Maguire is the superior Spider-Man.
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Teflon Con retweeted
16 Nov 2021
Isn’t it strange how even as we end the longest war in our nation’s history, concerns about the deficit and national debt seem to melt away under the influence of the powerful Military Industrial Complex?
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