May the wind always be on your back, and the sun upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars.

Joined July 2012
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6 Apr 2020
What a wild adventure we're all on
6 Jul 2023
Goodbye Twitter, I haven't REALLY enjoyed you in a long time but you were legit at one point..
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10 Jul 2022
Instagram is awful now
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25 Jun 2022
This country kind of sucks. National Parks are dope though shoutout to those
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Teflon Con retweeted
24 Jun 2022
Forced birth in a country with: —No universal healthcare —No universal childcare —No paid family & medical leave —One of the highest rates of maternal mortality among rich nations This isn't about "life." It's about control.
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Teflon Con retweeted
29 May 2022
Just.. love eachother.
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24 May 2022
Late night water really hits different
4 May 2022
I wish it was easier to move to other countries..
4 May 2022
I wish I was untouchably rich so I could buy up all the abortion pills in other better countries and hire a bunch of doctors to distribute it for free illegally everywhere. But since I was rich I wouldn't get into trouble
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22 Feb 2022
I could use a music festival soon.. been a while
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Teflon Con retweeted
MVP
14 Feb 2022
This angle makes Stafford's no-look even more impressive. 😳 (via @RamsNFL)
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14 Feb 2022
Lion pride baby Matthew Stafford
14 Feb 2022
Shout-out to #Eminem taking a knee also
14 Feb 2022
Alright it goes MJ Prince Dre and company #Halftime #Dre #Eminem #50Cent
7 Feb 2022
I'm so sick of reading headlines about Joe Rogan. Let the man be in peace. Idiots don't have to listen to him about any topics. The whole thing is baffling..
10 Jan 2022
Aww Bob Saget
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Teflon Con retweeted
The CDC recommends the @DetroitRedWings retire Sergei Fedorov’s number.
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29 Dec 2021
#CDCsays the pullout method is a perfectly viable form of birth control
Teflon Con retweeted
Sex is a very intimate and sacred act. Remember, your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with anyone who doesn’t think Tobey Maguire is the superior Spider-Man.
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18 Nov 2021
Not a Kim K fan, but damn, Pete Davidson is a god.
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Teflon Con retweeted
Isn’t it strange how even as we end the longest war in our nation’s history, concerns about the deficit and national debt seem to melt away under the influence of the powerful Military Industrial Complex?
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