You know who I am. Sherlock Holmes. Father to Rosie, husband to John, and consulting detective to the world. Tweeting helps me think.
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Your English teacher and your Science teacher are already married.
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Sherlock Holmes retweeted
Jun 11
I'm a man of my word, so: this month's blog post!
A little late, I know, but I hope the cases make up for it. Featuring a clown, Sherlock's insane Mind Palace, a hectic birthday party and some ramblings on love lost and found again, among other things.
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May 23
If you’ve ever pondered signing up to our Patreon, let this recent refund request serve as a glowing endorsement.
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May 19
Watching Paddy in the park.
Stranger: You look familiar.
Me: Do I.
(Beat.)
Stranger: You’re Sherlock Holmes.
Me: Yes.
Stranger: The papers don’t do you justice.
Me: Uh—
Stranger: Can I give you my number?
Me: My husband wouldn’t like that.
Stranger: Ask him.
@contactJHW?
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Me in Belarus.
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May 3
Happy "A Real Thing" Anniversary!
That was a Day. 🥹 And we all were like:
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2 May 2017
I AM SO HAPPY THAT I DIDN'T SLEEP AND WITNESSED THIS
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Apr 27
John’s the type to tell restaurants we’re celebrating an anniversary, so we end up with little treats like this. I love him.
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Apr 27
He thinks he’s the lucky one.
Apr 27
Inevitably, watching cabs pass by Angelo’s always brings back memories. Feels like only yesterday I was asking Sherlock if he had a boyfriend. Now here we are again, married. What a damn lucky bastard I am.
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Apr 21
I know, it's been a little while but... the blog is back! Something about Easter, something about Mother's Day, something about St. Patrick. Don't worry, covers a lot of our spring so far! Hope you enjoy the read.
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