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Contingency Fee @ContingencyFee

plaintiffs' mass torts attorney. nerd. karaoke singer. for legal ethics reasons, this account and the person using it are jokes. he/him.

Joined August 2014
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It has been a pleasure shitposting with all of you cnbc.com/2022/10/27/elon-mus…

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Trying to figure out if I have enough Good Son Points™️ to stay in the will if I skip a family wedding

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Jesus, what imbeciles.
Don Winslow
@donwinslow
24 Oct 2022
I urge you to watch this because it demonstrates the extraordinary success of Republican misinformation on voters in key states. Democrats have completely underestimated the level of penetration that has happened. These "voters" ignore facts and spit misinformation.
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Tomorrow morning Will involve an eight mile walk I have some regrets
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Did anybody use Truss Falls as a headline bc if not news media is over
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Breaking: Herschel Walker to assist local police in investigating the theft of his nose
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"Hey it's [date] you said you'd have an update by [two weeks from now] how is it going?"

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Two days ago, the schnauzer stole a coaster off the coffee table and was chewing it. Wife put it on top of the piano, out of reach. Now the schnauzer is sitting, staring at the piano, and growling.
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Last night in Rocket League some rando with a 'MAGA' clan tag lost and started whining about wanting a rematch. They really are all just the same guy lol
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Never seen a politician audition to play themselves on SNL before x.com/Acyn/status/1581066687…

Acyn
@Acyn
14 Oct 2022
Oh shit lol
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Acyn
@Acyn
14 Oct 2022
Oh shit lol
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This seems not great youtu.be/7YjY00Cd_MI

The Real Threat to American Democracy | NYT Opinion

For the past two years, Americans have been overwhelmed by a deluge...

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Unless your CLE comes with an open bar please keep the jokes/bits to a minimum.
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Political Polls
@Politics_Polls
13 Oct 2022
Oklahoma Governor: Hofmeister (D) 40% ( 1) Stitt (R-inc) 39% Bruno (L) 9% Yen (I) 5% .@nataliebruno (L) Internal Poll, 2,989 LV, 9/15-18 x.com/nataliebruno/status/15…
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Time to short fb
The Wall Street Journal
@WSJ
11 Oct 2022
Meta’s Facebook said its new VR headset, which costs around $1,500, could replace workers’ PCs as the company announced partnerships with Microsoft and Zoom to improve hybrid work on.wsj.com/3SU6v6V
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Beginning the reformat and reinstallation after fuckup that accompanies all DIY tech projects by law
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