There is always Something In My Mind #SIMM
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1 Feb 2017
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#ainwayiJoke
Mom๐: Hello beta..
Usual Replies: Haan maa..
Mom๐: Hello beta..
Me: Humma ๐ต humma๐ต Humma Humma Hummaa..๐ถ
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6 May 2020
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#codersJoke #programmerPuns
If you aren't from computer science, you won't GET this POST and act like U R L ๐
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26 Apr 2020
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#DelhiJokes
If you haven't travelled in south Delhi metro, you can't understand the pun INA Metro name ๐
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22 Apr 2020
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#CoronaThoughts
Who called it "Social Distancing" and not "เคเฅเค-เคเฅเคค for all caste" ? ๐
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20 Apr 2020
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#coffindancers
When elders said "chaar log kya kahenge?"
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Did they meant the four coffin bois?
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17 Jan 2018
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#heightOfSakhti ๐
The concept of #SakhtLaunda discovered by @Zakirism (Zakir Khan) was actually started long time ago.
You know how Lakshman reacted on Supernakaha's proposal
"Sakhti dekh rhe ho Laxman ki" ๐
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28 Apr 2017
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#bakwaasPJ
Sholay Dialogue Scripts:
Angrez playing Gabbar- "Kit Name Add Me Thane? "
Angrez playing Kaaliya- "Though Sir Car."
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15 Apr 2017
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#randomJoke
Uss insaan ka kya bharosa Gaalib..
Jo cigarette ko pehle hotho se lagaata h,, fir jalaa deta h..!!
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13 Apr 2017
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#bakwaasPJ
Interviewer: Resume me cooking likha h, achha kya pakaate ho?
Me: ..logo ko
๐ ..blacklisted for the company
31 Mar 2017
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#MahaBakwaasPJ
Log maante h iss duniya me 2 lakh Shukra grah h..
Tabhi to log kehte h "bhagwaan ka lakh lakh shukra h.." ๐๐
13 Mar 2017
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The fest where no one ask,, but we still confirm each other ki..
" HOLI h ๐ "
#holiNightIsAlsoHoliDay๐
17 Jan 2017
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Delhi is so cool..
that even inside 2 blankets over sweatshirt over highneck over thermocot,
you still feel the #dilliKiSardi ๐
14 Jan 2017
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#MahaBakwaasJoke
"Why do you have a scale in your bag
without any pencil or rubber??" ๐ค
"Scale เคธเฅ line เคฎเคพเคฐเคจเฅ เคฎเฅเค เคเคธเคพเคจเฅ เคนเฅเคคเฅ เคนเฅเค" ๐
9 Jan 2017
#SIMM
Every time when I switch from Insta to FB,,
"ye kya ho rha h..! ๐ง
Double tap pe like Q nai huwa!
LOL ye to FB h..! " ๐
8 Jan 2017
#SIMM
Let it go.. Never ever challenge life..!!
Coz LIFE is LAILA..
&
Laila teri le legi ๐ต
Tu likh k le le ๐๐