Dad, Project Manager, AF Vet, AzCards (105), KC Royals - Az Dbacks fan! I am NOT the REAL Arizona Cardinals GM (Monte Ossenfort). Red Pilled 2014.
Joined July 2014
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تحوّل هذا الموعد من مثالي… إلى كابوس حقيقي خلال ثوانٍ.
حضّرت له وجبة كاملة، أشعلت الشموع، وكان كل شيء وكأنه مشهد من فيلم… إلى أن جاء وقت لاحق من تلك الليلة.
فجأة، بدأ يشعر بالمرض، وما حدث بعد ذلك كان فوضى لا يمكن تجاوزها. سريرها تضرّر بالكامل، الأجواء انتهت تمامًا، وربما العلاقة أيضًا.
لحظة واحدة تحاول فيها إبهار شخص ما… وفي اللحظة التالية تجد نفسك تشرح موقفًا لا يُوصف.
إنها من تلك القصص التي تتحول فورًا إلى ذكرى محرجة تُروى للأبد… ولا وجود لفرصة ثانية بعدها.
بصراحة؛ هل يمكنك تجاوز الأمر ومنحه فرصة أخرى؟ أم أن هذا كفيل بإنهاء كل شيء؟
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This is absolutely insane
- This American borrowed $96,000 in student loans for a bachelors degree
- She’s already paid back $165,356
- She still owes $220,810.73
Again, she only borrowed $96,000
“I have paid almost double what I even borrowed in the first place, and I owe so much money. I am running backwards at this point”
How is this legal? This is such a scam. This is why students can’t pay off their loans, the terms are beyond predatory
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CookedAzCardsFan (Ex-Gm) retweeted
Apr 5
OMG with everything happening in this Country today í needed a laugh and this had me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🚨 BOOM! This dog is an absolute LEGEND 😂
Black Lab “Champ” patiently waits in the dugout, locked in and focused… then the second the bat drops, he bolts onto the field like it’s his job.
He snatches the bat, trots around, and the whole crowd loses it!
Good boy!
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CookedAzCardsFan (Ex-Gm) retweeted
Apr 4
Happy Easter! 🥚
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Good ole Cornville
Apr 4
Arizona’s wine industry is growing in an unexpected place: the high desert.
At D.A. Ranch in Cornville, vineyards stretch across nearly 16 acres, producing a variety of wines in what many consider an unlikely environment. The Verde Valley’s higher elevation, combined with access to water sources like Oak Creek, helps create conditions suitable for growing grapes.
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CookedAzCardsFan (Ex-Gm) retweeted
Apr 3
This cactus is basically a desert skyscraper 🌵 Saguaro National Park, USA 🇺🇸
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CookedAzCardsFan (Ex-Gm) retweeted
Apr 4
The Whole World Needs to Hear This Story!! 🫵
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🚨The Israeli company, Stardust Solutions, backed by billionaires is set to spray chemicals 11 miles above our heads across the entire United States starting in April.
No public vote.
No consent.
No real transparency.
They’re calling it “climate intervention.”
I’m calling it unauthorized atmospheric experimentation on 330 million Americans — using an EPA loophole to avoid all accountability.
Who approved this?
We need names, answers, and accountability. Those responsible must face consequences for experimenting on the American people without permission.
This is OUR sky. OUR air. OUR families.
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CookedAzCardsFan (Ex-Gm) retweeted
Mar 30
Here’s the view from the 300 level at Chase Field.
New ribbon boards could complicate views of home plate for some fans.
@12SportsAZ
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F this
Mar 30
A couple staying at a hotel in **Krabi, Thailand**, woke up around **5 AM** when one partner suddenly ran out crying and screaming that a **snake** was slithering across their neck on the bed.
Staff were called, and they discovered a large **black cobra** hissing inside the room. The snake was safely captured and released back into the wild.
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CookedAzCardsFan (Ex-Gm) retweeted
Mar 29
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Standout NFL QB Josh Dobbs posted a vlog of what his day looks like during the off-season as a pilot who flies all over the country.
Dobbs’ nickname is “The Passtronaut” because of his background in aerospace engineering.
He had a 4.0 GPA at the University of Tennessee.
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AKA LA is a craphole
Mar 28
Due to activity in downtown Los Angeles and other locations in the community, we encourage fans to allow extra time to reach the stadium for tonight’s 6:10 p.m. game.
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CookedAzCardsFan (Ex-Gm) retweeted
Mar 29
My Brother, Texas Legend! Congrats on an amazing career, truly grateful to have been a part of it and even more appreciative to be able to share this moment/your birthday with your family and loved ones! @ColtMcCoy
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CookedAzCardsFan (Ex-Gm) retweeted
Mar 28
Who is the vile and disgusting piece of trash? Let me know.
Mar 28
I HOPE YOU GO TO WAR AND F’ing DIE, YES, ALL YOU KIDS!
This is what a No Kings protester in Huntington Beach said to a group of juveniles riding their bike on a sidewalk. I confronted her about her statement, and she was protected by a liberal white guilt female who helped her evade answering the question.
This is your democrat party.
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CookedAzCardsFan (Ex-Gm) retweeted
Mar 26
Let’s play some ball.
ALT Starting Lineup | 3.26.26 | 5:30 PM MST Diamondbacks at Dodgers (logos) | Banner Health (logo) 2B - Marte RF - Carroll SS - Perdomo C - Moreno DH - Smith 3B - Arenado 1B - Santana CF - Thomas LF - Lawlar SP - Gallen The graphic features an image of Ketel Marte looking off into the distance while holding a bat. He is wearing a white Diamondbacks uniform and a red cap.
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Mar 24
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Show Low Az…
Her OBGYN gave her a “husband stitch” after her last baby, which required a surgical fix.
Her doctor even joked about it, to their horror.
She’s currently trying to sue the doctor, but nobody will take her case.
Someone take this case. That’s the last area you ever want someone meddling. How unprofessional. Good grief. 😬
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