I tweet about football in my free time. Luke 15. WR appreciater, @Chiefs supporter, @nfl_data_py creator

Joined December 2019
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fantasy football is - at its most emotionally healthy - an exercise in accepting your lack of control over almost everything
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my plan to just not change the clock for half a year succeeds again, much to the dismay of my haters
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ALT Donald John Trump Im Gonna Come GIF

Super Bowl MVP RB Kenneth Walker is signing with Kansas City, per source.
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it would be very easy to make an ass out of this guy and the guy from season 1 for reasonable funny content and i think it’s genuinely admirable that that’s not what they’re trying to do at all
The first trailer for ‘JURY DUTY’ Season 2 has been released. This season follows employees on a company retreat except the business isn’t real & all the employees are actors except for one man. Releasing March 20 on Prime Video.
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so by the rules of the olympics canada is just the 51st state now right
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ordering by total medal count participation trophy culture really has gone too far
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A look at the medal table with just six days of competition remaining in the Winter Olympics 👀
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(i think wanting to make bill wait a year for induction bc the league officially named him a cheater cheater pumpkin eater is fine)
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i don’t know how to else to say it than that jesus would have been trying to help that woman up and protect her too
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Cooper Adams retweeted
I truly implore folks not to argue with “people” on this app about important events. You’re going to drown in a sea of bots, paid foreign accounts cosplaying as Americans, and truly the worst of our citizenry. Talk to real human beings in real life. You’ll feel better.
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Cooper Adams retweeted
Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis. appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin. Here is a photo he used for several accounts.
The @StarTribune has identified the man shot and killed by ICE agents Saturday as Alex Jeffrey Pretti, a 37-year-old Minneapolis resident and American citizen. Police Chief Brian O’Hara has confirmed he had a legal permit to carry. startribune.com/ice-raids-mi…
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not in my fucking country dog
"...approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here." This is the victim, holding a phone in his right hand before CBP assaults and murders him. They're lying to you, spitting in the eye of everyone who can see.
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Cooper Adams retweeted
"...approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here." This is the victim, holding a phone in his right hand before CBP assaults and murders him. They're lying to you, spitting in the eye of everyone who can see.
At 9:05 AM CT, as DHS law enforcement officers were conducting a targeted operation in Minneapolis against an illegal alien wanted for violent assault, an individual approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here.  The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted. More details on the armed struggle are forthcoming. Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots. Medics on scene immediately delivered medical aid to the subject but was pronounced dead at the scene.  The suspect also had 2 magazines and no ID—this looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement.    About 200 rioters arrived at the scene and began to obstruct and assault law enforcement on the scene, crowd control measures were deployed for the safety of the public and law enforcement.  This situation is evolving, and more information is forthcoming.
Community note
the man can be seen holding a phone and approaching a woman who was shoved, when an officer throws him to the ground. at no point is the man seen approaching officers while holding a gun. 3 angles of the altercation: x.com/i/status/20151… x.com/i/status/20151… x.com/i/status/20151… what has been confirmed about the man who was killed: x.com/i/status/20151…
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ice so tough they only need 6 guys to subdue one man and shoot him on the ground. bunch of fucking pussies with an authority fetish, if you told conservatives federal agents would be running around their state shooting gun owners 10 years ago they’d have shit their pants.
A man was wrestled to the ground and shot multiple times by federal agents in Minneapolis huffpost.com/entry/video-sho…
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“they were scared for their life” idk man maybe we shouldn’t give little bitches the authority to kill people everytime they get a little spook
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if you got a gofundme or community fund or something please share i’m trying to do some spite donating
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*if* we accept that this process improves their odds of finding the right guy then don’t think it’s unreasonable to think that offsets losing guys with the cachet to withdraw. genuinely no idea if it does though.
The Browns are reportedly a “data-driven operation” and are requiring head coaching candidates to complete questionnaires, a multi-part essay, a personality test, and additional homework, per @TomPelissero Mike McDaniel and Jesse Minter both withdrew from consideration.
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not really like you can go force a bunch of already successful coaches to fill this out and look for patterns
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pet personalities are so funny. my dogs both love the same toy but one of them loves it because he can squeak it at us to pay attention to him and the other one loves it because it’s her best friend.
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watching ponies with my sweet wife and she asked “is she a big character in game of thrones?”
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only outcome less inspiring than nagy as oc is bringing back bieniemy. horrible. complete unwillingness by andy to bring in a unique point of view.
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(did he/didn’t he catch it on the pick distracting from the fact that if he leads him it’s a walk in)
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