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Humor @CopHumor

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Joined April 2012
  • Tweets 165
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  • Followers 188
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Humor@CopHumor
21 May 2012
My boss said he is leaving early today. What a coincidence so am I
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Humor@CopHumor
21 May 2012
Why do people who buy energy drinks seem to have the least amount of shit going on? #fact
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Humor@CopHumor
21 May 2012
I selling tin foil hats, time machines and flux capacitors if anyone is interested please #retweet and I will send you a price list.
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Humor@CopHumor
20 May 2012
DiGiorno should start delivering pizza just to screw with people
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Humor@CopHumor
20 May 2012
I think I was mistaken when my boss told me she likes to see me 'hard' at work.
Humor@CopHumor
20 May 2012
Hundreds of kids each year get shipped of to Mime Boarding School, never to be heard from again.
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Humor@CopHumor
19 May 2012
When I die I want to be buried with some random animal bones just to confuse future archaeologist
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Humor@CopHumor
19 May 2012
Any psychic who dies from anything other than old age sucks!
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Humor@CopHumor
18 May 2012
If only the Dollar Store sold gasoline
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Humor@CopHumor
18 May 2012
The most terrifying thing a woman can say to a man is: "Notice anything different about me?" #truth #women
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Humor@CopHumor
18 May 2012
Whenever I feel depressed with myself about how my life turned out, I just go visit the local Walmart and instantly begin to feel better
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Humor@CopHumor
17 May 2012
No PornHub I would not like to share this video with freinds and family on Facebook.
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Humor@CopHumor
16 May 2012
I wonder how people would react if I walked into Sea World with a fishing pole.
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Humor@CopHumor
16 May 2012
I'm pretty sure my neighbor thinks I'm a stalker she wrote on her Facebook, Twitter and both her diaries
Humor@CopHumor
16 May 2012
Dear McDonalds employee last time I checked there is no age limit on a Happy Meal. Sincerely, don't forget the toy. #fastfood
Humor@CopHumor
15 May 2012
I wonder if the clothes in China say, "made around the corner"
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Humor@CopHumor
15 May 2012
I majored in liberal arts, will that be for here or to go? #fastfood
Humor@CopHumor
15 May 2012
I need some #followers tell your friends to #follow
Humor@CopHumor
15 May 2012
If she don't want you eating bacon! #time2bail
Humor@CopHumor
15 May 2012
Just found out that the stick figure decals on the back window's of vehicles are NOT pedestrian 'kill' scores. I will be removing mine ASAP
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