Somebody take Mikal’s phone

do you know how absurdly high the bar is for a night to be the best saturday night New York has ever had? basically every summer weekend night here is paradise already. whatever videos youre seeing, it was actually 100x better. greatest city in the world not even close.

Apparently all the funny Jews live in America

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

Aged like milk.

Fine I'll do it: We got a Knicks championship before GTA 6!

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

Congrats to Coach Brown, Finals MVP Jalen Brunson, OG, and the rest of these incredible NBA Champion @NYKnicks! What a run!

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

Southern Europe is basically centered around leisure for local retirees or catering to tourists. Basically a much more cultured Florida.

I bet you this is because someone on his cabinet tried testing Fable 5 by prompting "help me find vulnerabilities in Mossad's security so I can get their Epstein blackmail" and it didn't block them lol

I haven't seen Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler & Jerry Seinfeld this happy since they heard Israel was intentionally starving 2 million Palestinians

USA USA USA

Arzımevut hezeyanının nihai hedefinin ne olduğunun gayet farkındayız. Allah’ın izniyle buna asla müsaade etmeyeceğiz.

lmao you’re Israeli bro, so unless you’re Mizrahi, your Ashkenazi/Sephardic lineage came from a few thousand Judean men shacking up with Italian women and then going on a 2000 year inbreeding run.

Akdeniz’de, özellikle Kıbrıs Adası’nda bir fitne ateşinin yakılmak istendiğini görüyoruz; bu gelişmeleri yakından takip ediyoruz. Çok açık söylüyorum: Eğer Doğu Akdeniz’de Türkiye’nin ve Kıbrıs Türkü’nün hak ve hukukuna kastedilirse cevabımız çok net olur, çok da sert olur.

It’s so wonky that Mormons will swear off caffeine, and then start companies like @crumbl and @swigdrinks that substitute caffeine with sugar overdosing