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The Bible is not an authority.
It’s authoritative.
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You're not some Kierkegaardian heroically battling against your temptations to nihilism, you're just an angsty teenager who needs to repent.
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I was once again reminded that Romanides thought that Barlaam believed in the Scotist formal distinction. The first time I read that I had to get up from the computer to calm down.
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Jay Dyer is stepping down from theology debates to focus fully on shilling bitcoin
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Orthodox people believe they have to do good works to be saved until you tell them they actually have to pray (noetically).
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The real mystical marriage the alchemists are seeking is when the hidden wedding chamber of the heart opens and marries Christ.
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Protestants believe God saves us from Himself. Orthodox believe God saves us from Satan.
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Dyer quitting apologetics is akin to Arius giving up
It's an overall net gain for the Church
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I’d rather be a Mormon than an Evangelical. One openly rejects historic Christianity, admitting it's a restorationist movement, the other delusionally believes it's the historic Christian faith.
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After 10 years of mixed content, I feel that the time of online theology debate for me has come to a close. No one has of yet told me to say this - it’s a decision I’ve pondered for a while. It seems as if online theology debate is pretty much done.
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Forgoing the quirky mid EO girl for the hot Catholic... Katherine forgive me...
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Originally, an Orthodox catechism involved a few years of purification. The catechumen practiced the noetic prayer under the guidance of an illumined elder until their nous was no longer preoccupied with the world. Then, once the elder perceived this, the catechumen was baptized.
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We value Blessed Augustine for his theology, not his piety.
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Show me where on the doll the LATINIZER DISCORD SERVER touched you.
Is the LATINIZER DISCORD SERVER in the room with us now?
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I’m definitely anti-Augustinian.
Orthodox typically call him blessed but they don’t consider him authoritative.
I’m a Chrysostom guy, he is the GOAT of reading and writing in the original Greek.
Yeah, I can go the rest of my life not reading Augustine.
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Only 5 out of 300 Orthodox Christians are actually illumined
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We taught this chimpanzee to understand the median Orthodox Christian's theology and he hanged himself
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“Babe come see, my favorite Christian apologist is on an 8-debate win streak. He’s so alpha, his 90% male audience is literally throwing money at him.” - Orthobros
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The Orthodox Church should have a list of banned books like the Roman Catholic Church.
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