Joined January 2012
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7 Feb 2015
My brother's spot on Sports Center m.facebook.com/upperdeckclub…

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Corey H retweeted
Did everyone just see Kyle Honeycutt's Walk-Off Grand Slam on @SportsCenter?! Tune in now to see if it made the #SCTop10!
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7 Feb 2015
My Little Brothers Walk-Off Grand Slam to cap off a cycle new.livestream.com/accounts/…

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23 Feb 2013
@DevJBowman just left the biggest redneck white trash festival in the US.... I hate you #walmart
23 Feb 2013
@DevJBowman i figured out what the second thing was... Walmart, and spending 90 minutes looking for a shovel and still not finding one :-P
17 Jan 2013
Making yourself throwup while brushing your teeth, just to have to brush them to get the vomit taste out #WhatAWonderfulWayToStartTheDay
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Corey H retweeted
The only "B" word you should call a woman is "Beautiful." Bitches love to be called beautiful.
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21 Dec 2012
Out of OJ and champaign, so End-Of-The-Wrold Mimosas have turned into End-Of-The-World Vodka Shots. I'm really good in a crisis. #Burp
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21 Dec 2012
#damnmayans couldnt have waited until pay day to end it all? Seriously no cash is gonna make it tougher to be one of the survivors
21 Dec 2012
So does the world end on the 12th hour, or the 21st hour... If someone could let me know so i can plan my damn day please? #damnMayans
5 Dec 2012
Bananas r different from stop lights green is hold on, yellow is go ahead and red where the fuck did u get that banana
23 Nov 2012
#cowboys let niles paul score a TD...Jerry, it's time to lift that big ass spaceship off and find a new planet where the boys have a chance
22 Nov 2012
WTF #NFL?
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12 Nov 2012
I put a hit out on the weekdays because they always interrupt my weekends.My hitman still hasnt gotten back to me #CraigslistNotReliable

8 Oct 2012
Hey lets be a jackass and leave our car keys in the roommates car so i cant go to work early #ImAJackass
Corey H retweeted
Apparently somebody at LAX hasn't heard of Mitch Hedberg. #EscalatorTemporarilyStairs #SorryForTheConvenience
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29 Sep 2012
#NoFlipFlops finally a bar's rules that i respect and i'm with the kid who gets us denied entry #WhiteGProbs #WeRollOurBankRoll
29 Sep 2012
Swear to god the next person who tells me that smoking is bad for me.....i know i look like i could be homeless but #ICanRead