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The hydration break thing might be the stupidest to happen to sports. Just move ads right in the middle of the game
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RT @thereisnojayjay: “Dave Portnoy says tha- ” let me stop you right there I do not give a shit
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Jun 15
I dont know about y'all but I feel existential dread when I click the buy button online. I feel zero dopamine until I actually get whatever I bought.
Viral ‘dopamine sites’ are letting users shop without actually spending money
The sites feature nonexistent products, reviews, and promotions, and let users checkout and track their “courier” all without actually buying anything
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Jun 15
My favorite part of the World Cup so far has been all the people coming to Texas and trying bbq for the first time. It's so fun seeing people try the food here.
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CoreyP retweeted
Jun 14
"TEXAS IS GOOD EVERYTHING IS BIG"
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Jun 14
One of the best views in Houston
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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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Jun 12
bonappetit.com/preview/recip… It was a really nice and easy meal, it took 3 minutes to prep the sauce and like 10 for the meat. Highly recommend giving it a shot.
Jun 11
Mexico won so ima grill, the voices of my ancestors are demanding it.
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Jun 11
Mexico won so ima grill, the voices of my ancestors are demanding it.
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CoreyP retweeted
Jun 11
MEXICO WITH THE FIRST WIN OF THE WORLD CUP
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