We're The Cosmonauts, one of Arizona's longest-running sketch comedy troupes. We do live shows and comedy festivals and collectively weigh over 1,500 lbs.

Joined September 2019
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You'd never know it by his outward appearance--the broad shoulders, the slim hips, the long legs, the muscular arms, and the stunningly handsome face--but Brock had dreams of becoming a professional business person.
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Bill Gates is being injected into my body tomorrow! Whoo-hoo! (Vaccine dose #1!)
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15 Mar 2021
The Bible is 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range.
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Claiming Space Panel Tomorrow at 3pmET Comedy creators who are forging ahead to make space for community and craft in their city - and you can too. More info: bit.ly/30ScZtw
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Give your spirits a lift with @TOsketchfest – Screen Time Edition, an online sketch comedy festival with Open Captioned options on 100 titles from around the world. March 24-28, 2021 #TOSketchFest21 Get your tickets at torontosketchfest.com/
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We're so honored to be part of the 2021 Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival! Be sure to tune in to it for hilarious sketch comedy from around the world! #TOSketchFest2021 #TOSketchFest #DigitalStage #TorontoComedy #ComedyFestival #OnlineFestival
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Do flat-Earthers nod knowingly when they get a flat tire?
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FYI, there are no Keebler Elves in Dungeons & Dragons.
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Trump running around naked on the White House lawn is now on my Bingo card.
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A product for narcissists who refuse to wear a mask. Slightly NSFW. The Face-Sitter: A Mask Exemption Parody youtu.be/k2wOfK0P8rw via @YouTube
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I could have sworn I cared about the Mandela effect, but it turns out I don't. Creepy.
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Life was better back when we all used Myspace.
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Boris Johnson's hairstyle is a choice. Remember that.
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Sending out love to everyone here in Arizona. #COVID19
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Our newest video. Watch it and learn something new about your favorite tuber. #comedy #sketchcomedy Just the Facts about Potatoes youtu.be/dfBqgszL3zM via @YouTube

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We're The Cosmonauts, a sketch comedy troupe based in Phoenix, Arizona, the COVID hotspot of the world. As us anything. /s #COVID #OhGod #WearAMask #Arizona
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My Chocolate Cherry Yeti Imperial Stout is kicking my ass. In a good way.
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What? A Cosmonauts video? It's Just the Facts about the Grand Canyon youtu.be/CzPGfKZKe94 via @YouTube #sketchcomedy #comedy #grandcanyon

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