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Joined September 2012
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COME ON ENGLAND!!! x. #keepthoseenginesrunning #WorldCup2026
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Crazed mother with 3 children on back of bike (only 1 with helmet) takes a red light x2 whilst putting her hand up to stop traffic. Mental. #oratory
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I've got a bridge to sell to you... x. #Ukraine #KeirStarmer
The @BBCNews has now confirmed what some of us warned for years. A Russian diplomat ran a sabotage campaign on British soil: arson against the Prime Minister’s own home, and fake far-right and Islamist groups built to turn us against each other. This is not crime. It is how war is fought by powers who don’t want to expose their hand. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8r2…
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Most of the results of yesterday's #WorldCup were draws. Draws. Draws. Pink ones, creamy white ones, frilly ones. Oooooooooooh!!! x. #FIFAWorldCup2026
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RIP Roger Cook. Had some of the biggest balls on TV; confronted some right wrong ‘uns and often got a whack for his troubles. This clip defines his style… #RogerCook
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Congratulations, Cape Verde. Excellent football and a joy to watch. Good luck with future games... x. #ESPCPV #CapeVerde📷 #WorldCup2026

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A lot of people ask about our complaints' procedure. Well, I can assure you, we follow a very vigorous procedure.
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Of course they were... x. #Russia #twinkies
🚨 BREAKING: The BBC has revealed the Russian Government was behind the arson attacks on Keir Starmer's home and car
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RIP. Roy Hattersley... x. #RIPRoyHattersley 💦
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🚨NEW: A Daily Mail investigation claims a "shadowy" government unit, named RICU, intervenes to write statements by the families of victims of potentially racially linked incidents to stop them from inflaming tensions further with their remarks [@DailyMail]
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Put Martinelli on... x. #BRAMOR #Brazil #FIFAWorldCup
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Vinícius Júnior to Arsenal... x. #class #BRAMOR #Brazil #FIFAWorldCup

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Millwall could beat Brazil... x. #BRAMOR #Brazil #FIFAWorldCup
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"CPS f'ck you!" This is glorious. The look on the faces of the idiots outside Woolwich Crown Court just now as Judge Johnson handed down sentences to the Palestine Action Filton defendants: - Charlotte Head – 6 years - Eleona Kamino – 6 years - Fatema Zainab Rajwani – 5 years 8 months - Samuel Corner – 8 years 8 months In the centre is Zarah Sultana MP’s heroine, Qesser Zuhrah, who has her own trial coming up over the same Filton attack. Good luck! To the left in tears is London’s chief agitator and Canary journalist, Anika Zahir. Aww…
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[Greggs - one sausage roll remaining] "... And a sausage roll, please"
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It's a bit shit... x. #TOTP #TOTP77
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Replying to @FT
If tesla bothered to advertise in your shitrag you'd be:
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