professional speechwriter. disrespectful playwright. see jersey shore fantasia 12/13 at the makers ensemble 💥

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“revelations from the first and last ever rehearsal of THEY SAY I DID SOMETHING BAD: an unauthorized taylor swift parody musical about the life of the unabomber ted kaczynski presented by the bridgebrook college drama club” is coming to philly FRINGE 💜
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knicks in five, new the vampire lestat tonight at nine 🙂↕️
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comforting myself that this is their transformation scene until we see it
Lestat: Did you hurt yourself? Louis: I was lost... and I was in a dark way... Meanwhile Armand and Daniel in Dubai:
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george rr martin doing anything but finishing the last asoiaf book
Ok we need to address the elephant in the room: who brought grandpa in? 😭
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Joshua Henry has just won the Tony Award for Best Performance by a Leading Actor in a Musical for Ragtime. See more: bway.world/9pqrg
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in a surprise to no one, Death of a Salesman wins best revival of a play. nathan lane accepts the award, in lieu of scott rudin. you know your producer is a bad person when it would be terrible PR for him to appear in public accepting an award/even get mentioned.
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when I auditioned for theatre camp with what I did for love in 9th grade this is what I envisioned myself sounding like
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I literally love you #tvlspoilers
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wait im so scared are we really getting this little of louis de pointe du lac this season 🥺🥺
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many of u just now realizing daniel is hot meanwhile my horny ass started this show 4 years ago because i heard sexy succession bernie sanders was in it
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ten minutes into the vampire lestat and i have chillsssssss i missed my divas 💜
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When I see a little charcuterie board at the party
Watched Damn Yankees the other day and I think this is the craziest move I’ve ever seen anyone hit
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#tvlspoilers me when i lie
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did ep one of the vampire lestat leak or was it always coming out today and not tomorrow. im shook
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also incredible new tumblr review of the taylor swift/unabomber play’s recording. now is the time to get taylor swift/unabomber playpilled. btw
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the tank’s not new to this, they’re true to this (taylor swift will be marrying the unabomber <3)
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1 year ago today, Ethel Cain released “Nettles.”
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Spoiling The Odyssey
Tom Holland spoiling The Odyssey is career suicide with Nolan
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cant even click the videos from the vampire lestat concert. jealous beyond words
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