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Coy Modem Knight @CoyModemKnight
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The Conditions of Travel do NOT "dictate" what fees are charged for lost property ^Snotface, they merely state that train companies "may" raise charges and sets limits. It's entirely for individual companies to choose whether they raise charges or not. #clowns
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Translation: "Yes, and stupid questions"! ^Saliva #clowns
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No ^Krusty, it's the one on platform 7 at Balcombe! #clowns
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They knew this at 0400 and still kept it a closely guarded secret! #clowns
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Disgraceful! #clowns
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Driver's diagram uncovered and, inevitably, it won't be calling at Huntingdon when it does start! #clowns
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"Uplifted" service? Hope they've got plenty of jacks! Where do they get these jokers? #clowns
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What a prat! No ^Snotface, the ill passeneger was on the train before, so following trains were diverted. Diverting a train for medical attention would surely sound pretty stupid, even for you! #clowns
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Simple! She just doesn't understand and is only able to spout meaningless cliches like "congestion" and other nonsense. #clowns
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Obviously not subtle enough clues in the screenshot for Detective ^Dipstick! #clowns
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Well done ^Saliva, top-notch cluelessness! Train was 12 mins late from St Albans! #clowns
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No ^Saliva, it should have departed 13 minutes ago! #clowns
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The 'reason' is that they don't give a shit and are incompetent! #clowns
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Translation: "Could you please us a DM so that not everybody can see what a shower of shit we are". ^Saliva Bad news ^Saliva: it happens so often, everybody knows! #scumbags
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Spot on Sam: they're not fooling anyone!
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"Pathetic Sarah? I'd suggest they'd have to up their game considerably to reach the dizzy heights of only being pathetic! I'd bet good money that ^Saliva has no clue which train Sarah was on. #clowns
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A day in the life of a SouthernRail victim: nothing unusual here.
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Pointless question #3847463542637378388283993 #clowns
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Posing the question from what might seem to be a Thameslink spoof account probably not the best approach, though I doubt that ^Saliva andpals would notice.
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Say what ^TiT? You want everybody who's caught up in your daily omnishambles to use the Help Point? Better start recruiting another hundred staff to answer then! The cancellation was "recovered quickly"? No it wasn't - it was cancelled and stayed cancelled! Utter stupidity!
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^TiT also seems to think that Ally bought a taxi which, even given Southern's hopelessness, would seem to be a bit excessive especially since he specifically stated that he went home! Is there nothing she can get right? #clowns
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