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21 Apr 2025
I can't believe it's JD Vance's fault the Pope is dead. Dude killed the Pope. That's messed up, you're not supposed to kill the Pope.
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22 Jan 2025
men will see this and literally think “hell yeah”
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21 Jan 2025
What are we doing as a people to let Albany be a city, let alone a capital?
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21 Jan 2025
Today on the Amtrak I am forced to wonder: do the Amish know about Luigi Mangione?
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Ethel Cain doubles down on her controversial Instagram post in which she sided with Luigi Mangione:
“the men in charge better hope they can keep their digital smokescreens running as long as they can because the moment the rednecks and the hippies lay down their swords long enough to realize they have the same enemy, all hell is gonna break loose.”
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20 Jan 2025
He’s right!!
20 Jan 2025
If a FELON can become President... Why keep it on Job applications...? Just sayin.
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19 Jan 2025
No one cares enough about the density implications of hello kitty's height being five apples, but her weight only three
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17 Jan 2025
It also just makes you think about all the other deaths you know? Like I’m sad about Miguel Ferrer again now
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17 Jan 2025
The lesson (one of many) of Lynch isn't only to get weirder- it's to get more into the things that make YOU weird. Rather that regurgitating his aesthetics, what are those things for you. What weird thing can you talk about the way lunch talks about coffee, diners, jazz. Be that.
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17 Jan 2025
I got auto corrected to lunch from lynch but in the spirit I won't fix it
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17 Jan 2025
David Lynch died so we're breaking out the drinking on an empty stomach and @lucydacus. And by we I mean me.
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17 Jan 2025
RT @MelBrooks: David Lynch - A huge and sad loss. A remarkably unique and very talented filmmaker. It was such a truly great pleasure to wo…
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