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We deserve a recession
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JUST IN: Nvidia is now worth more than India
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Please trust me bro a deal is on the way bro please bro I promise we are making a deal bro listen I swear a deal is right around the corner just give me 48 more hours bro please
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says he believes an Iran deal is 'still close' despite retaliatory strikes following downed US helicopter.
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Higher for longer
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JUST IN: Jim Cramer warns key pillars of bull market are beginning to crumble
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BREAKING: The Dow erases all losses and turns green on the day.
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Consumer research. But it’s actually from real humans.
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BREAKING: S&P 500 futures erase all losses and turn green
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BREAKING: Bitcoin
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DO SOMETHING @jimcramer
BREAKING: Bitcoin falls below $61,000, now down -$18,000 in 10 days.
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Inverse Cramer retweeted
I’m sure the financials will be wonderful
ANTHROPIC: CONFIDENTIALLY SUBMITS DRAFT S-1 FOR PROPOSED IPO OF OUR COMMON STOCK
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Speak for yourself. Jim Cramer would pay millions of dollars to be “mostly right”
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$69 trillion?
BREAKING: The S&P 500 erases losses and surges to its highest level on record, now worth $69 trillion.
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For personal financial reasons I need Jim Cramer to call Bitcoin a scam right now
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“Mom how did we get so rich?” “Your dad literally just bought the S&P 500 every week for 30 years”
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Handing the cashier one of these after buying 4 things of groceries for $250
BREAKING: The Trump Administration and the US Treasury Department are designing a $250 bill featuring President Trump, per the Washington Post. If this is launched, President Trump would be the first living person to appear on a US currency since 1866.
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Inverse Cramer retweeted
Warren Buffett retires and their first move is leveraging long at ATH Respect
May 18
JUST IN: Berkshire Hathaway increases its stake in Google by 200%
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Slack CEO chats with Cramer and Slack goes down worldwide within an hour Legend
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If you missed the last 24 hours, here’s what happened Trump: we have a deal Iran: there’s no deal Trump: we are working on a deal Iran: no Trump: there’s no need to rush into a deal
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BREAKING: US consumer sentiment hits an “all time low” Yes that’s what $7/gallon gas will do
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