☮️Ex pro-cyclist. Surfer. Bayern München! # Love music. Writer, poet, geek. #resistance🏄♂️🌈Sense of humor, Gamer,#GLBTQ Rebel from other galaxy. #BLM
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The Instagram and Tik Tok ads under my name were not put there by me, my account was hacked. If you see one under my name, please let me know, it is more serious than a password change if you see it. Thank you. Peace. RT
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Prove me wrong.
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30 Dec 2025
Do you SUPPORT Sen Mark Kelly?
Raise your hand ✋
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31 Dec 2025
Happy new years 3ve, eve! I've been gone for almost 3 yrs and lost 400 followers and would like re or new followers. Wanna follower a snarky cyclist/ surfer? Please do.
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22 Sep 2025
Yikes.😬 But it shouldn’t be surprised. So much of this was laid out in @andrewlownie’s book on the York’s, “Entitled.” Well worth the read when it comes to the nefarious dealings of Prince Andrew and Sarah.
22 Sep 2025
Second charity drops Sarah Ferguson as patron and Teenage Cancer Trust 'reviews' affiliation after leaked email showed her apologising to 'supreme friend' Jeffrey Epstein | Daily Mail Online dailymail.co.uk/news/article…
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I was gone for 2 years and lost 400 followers, if anyone wants to follow a snarky 61 yr old surfer/writer/opinionated weirdo, I'd appreciate a follow!
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WE were warned that if DT was installed again, he would wipe his fat ass with them all& that's what he did.The American people, in our infinite wisdom, decided to give a Dictator No checks and balances, gave him the House & Senate too. MSM has failed in its duty since 2015
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Chief Justice Roberts says the rule of law is eroding like we've rarely seen. Maybe he should've thought of that before ruling the president is above the law. You don't get to burn the house down and act shocked it's on fire.
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Can anyone tell me how to get on the royal page?
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Can anyone tell me how to get to twitter royal?
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What the actual fuck.. There is a dedicated royal family twitter account..
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I came to Royal Twitter for 2 reasons, to tell Robert Jobson and Chris Ship they are awful people who bully a recovering woman from major surgery non stop. I used to like them both. Now I abhor them as much as I do the SS death squad. Which is a lot.
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Here we go again!
The Royal Rota STALKING and HARASSING another Princess of Wales.
Instead of cameras they have TWITTER
Anything happens to Catherine….
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You know what I don't get? People posting vile and unwarranted comments, and then have their page set up so they can't be challenged. Chicken, my 6 yr old had more guts than that when a white mother wouldn't let her son take a candy from mine, until she saw I was white.
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