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Replying to @kvwviiju
I be going to the olive garden and i nut LOUUUDDD as fuck
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BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to permanently hand over the Strait of Hormuz to Iran under their full sovereign authority, with Iran collecting tolls called "service fees" from all commercial ships after a 60-day waiver period. The opening is planned for Friday, after the signing, per Fars. With pre-war Hormuz traffic at 30,000 vessels and 7.6 billion barrels of oil per year, this could generate $10 billion in annual revenue for Iran, and comes on top of the $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly sent to Iran. This also directly contradicts Trump's claim of a "toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz" under no fees.
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OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE CITADEL COLOUR PAINTING HANDLE
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I miss Storm's emotional support dyke, Callisto😔
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Sith girl outside the cantina: *lighting a deathstick and fiddling with her saber* “when I was an apprentice you were a youngling on coruscant, isn’t that weird” Eminently corruptible Jedi girl who’s had too much blue milk for her own good: “can yuo put that out on me”
get yourself a trans girlfriend with a lightsaber
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$1599 for an Ult clear? IN THIS ECONOMY?
Replying to @randomshepard
Oh no, they won't be able to sell Kefka clears for $1,599 anymore. (This isn't an accusation against Regar or BC, but WP racers do sell clears)
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Warner Brothers used to make insane shit bro this is a SCOOBY-DOO show where Velma’s situationship whose name is “Hot Dog Water” gets executed by Nazi Submarine Robots and it’s not even the most insane thing that happens that season
Hot Dog Water’s death in “Through the Curtain” was devastating. The camera cuts away before the gun fires, but Velma’s reaction to the distant shot and Scooby turning and whimpering says it all. “Just keep going, Scooby...” hits like a truck.
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ladydevimon and angewomon rivalry. lol kbye ✌️😜💦
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LMAO
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he who is hungry thinks of bread
this knife looks like a dog penis dude
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"Sorcerer" trying to be "less gay" okay buddy but your spellcasting modifier is charisma. You kinda have to be at least a little gay for that to work
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“Charlie, go grab us a couple’a beers from the back room.” #iasip #backrooms
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Bonus Comic #45
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“Too hard?”
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The Office would now be "too hard" to make due its "politically incorrect" humor, Dwight Schrute actor Rainn Wilson has said. bit.ly/3Qm6BYI
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In The Incredible Hulk, an Israeli soldier feels remorse over the death of a Palestinian child. This is because the story is fictional.
Replying to @SUBMARINER1941
hulk vs. sabra genuinely makes me well up a bit
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i be looking at tcgplayer price charts with my dick out
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