The ultimate craw of judgment 🐦‍⬛Supreme judge of Pharloom and Hallownest //not affiliated with Team Cherry (parody account

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THE COURT HAS DECIDED TO MAKE A STRAWPAGE!! SO THAT THE PEOPLE MAY INFORM THE COURT OF ANY CRIMES VIA IT DURING MY VACATION!! crawcourt.straw.page BEST REGARDS CRAWFATHER

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I MEAN SURE, BUT I DO HAVE A BIT OF A BIASED VIEW BECAUSE I AM MARRIED TO ONE OF THEM!! MY OWN CHILDREN ARE GREAT THO DONT GET ME WRONG!! THEY ARE GREAT!! BUT THEY TEND TO BE ACTIVELY STUPID WHEN I AM NOT AROUND!! I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THE FAKE CRAWFATHER!!
My kids are the best in Pharloom and anyone who disagrees is just factually incorrect #SkarrOnTOP
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UPDATE ON THE DIGGING!! IT IS GOING WELL SO FAR!! THOUGH WE NEED RO MAKE THE TUNNEL A BIT LARGER BOTH IN SIZE AND IN WIDTH, SO THAT THE SOUL SCHOLARS AND SO CAN PASS THROUGH WITHOUT MUCH PROBLEM!!
WE STARTED DIGGING TO GET TO THE SURFACE!! IT WILL TAKE US SOME TIME THOUGH CAUSE WE HAVE THE HIDE AT LEAST ONCE A DAY WHEN THE BIG FLYING BEAST OF THE DESERT COMES!!
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WE STARTED DIGGING TO GET TO THE SURFACE!! IT WILL TAKE US SOME TIME THOUGH CAUSE WE HAVE THE HIDE AT LEAST ONCE A DAY WHEN THE BIG FLYING BEAST OF THE DESERT COMES!!
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Crawfather (Parody hktwt) retweeted
[털벌레 인형 키링] *실제 판매되는 털벌레는 다리가 없습니다.
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I didn’t want to use this that early into this fight but it seems like I have to, to avoid this attack. Imaginary gambling technique: Magnetic dice
KRAA- AUGH!! Ourgh! You... respectless rascal! GET OVER HERE!! KROOO!!
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Crawfather (Parody hktwt) retweeted
With that out of the way. Although we don't plan further activity for the foreseeable future, there is a project of ours we have been reminded of. Hunter Cards. If you wish to, please suggest or provide characters and creatures for our cards. We will keep up-to-date as we work
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ALRIGHT WE HAVE DECIDED THAT WE WILL FINALLY TRY TO GET OUT OF THE UNDERGROUND TO DEAL WITH THE FAKE CRAWFATHER ABOVE!! WE MADE SOME MAKESHIFT SHOVELS AND PICKAXES TO TRY TO MAKE A HOLE TO THE SURFACE!! THE OPERATION HASNT STARTED YET!!
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MY BOY GONNA DIE!!

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Cease this!!! KRAAAWW!!!
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WHAT MY BOY DOING?!!

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Alright it has been three hours We said we were going to wait three hours originally. Anyone that says something else is delusional and need glasses. I am totally not bad at time management. Anyways we are dropping bombs on Craw lake to make a hole to drop in. Last pic in replies
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I WONT FALTER! MY END WILL NOT COME THROUGH THE HANDS OF THE SOULLESS CITADEL AND ITS UNHOLY ROBOTS! NOR WILL IT COME THROUGH THE HANDS OF TRAITORS CRAW! IF THESE UNRIGHTEOUSNESS BASTARDS HAVE TO WAIT TILL TIME GETS ME TO GET RID OF ME! ANYWAYS, WE ARE PLANNING TO EXPORT DESERT
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NECTAR ONCE WE GET OUT OF THE UNDERGROUND!! ITS A GREAT AND SWEET ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE THAT WILL CERTAINLY BE BETTER THEN ANY NECTAR BEFORE!! JUST THOUGHT I LET YALL KNOW!!
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Crawfather (Parody hktwt) retweeted
//they'll just give anyone a domain expansion these days huh //Many don't make sense past a small connection but i wanted to put something in all of them at least, they mostly make sense i think (the last is hanami's,it appears only in a game?)
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ALT rip city basketball GIF by Portland Trail Blazers

Interesting. The Devils robots and the traitors are having a meeting. The craws that stand behind this sicken me. Spineless assholes. Oh and they are going inside. Thats actually great for what I have in mind. It’s all about presentation as Megamind taught me
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SOME OF THE CRAWS DOWN HERE GAVE THIS BIG FELLA A TITLE!! OR MORE LIKE TWO TITLES!! SOME CALL IT THE BEAST OF THE DESERT AND OTHERS CALL IT THE BEAST OF THE ANCIENTS!!
SOME OF MY CRAWS WERE OUT WITH THEIR SAND SLEDS IN THE DESERT WHERE THEY SAW THE BIG FLYING „THING“ IN THE DISTANCE!! THEY TOOK THIS PICTURE BEFORE TURNING AROUND BACK TO THE SETTLEMENT!! LUCKY, NO ONE WAS HARMED TAKEN AWAY THIS TIME!!
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Crawfather (Parody hktwt) retweeted
Ah my Home. Still looks as horrible as ever. We should really consider finding a way to get rid of the constant rain. It pisses me off, quite literally
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ME AND THE COURT WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!
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