I have an urgent announcement. A foreign exchange student in highschool told me that she was allowed to drink alcohol as a kid at the dinner table, and then she would drink milk at her friend's houses because she could drink at home and didn't care. She was from Germany, but she had more of an olive skin tone so I guess she was a cute European mutt like an American lol. I do not remember her name only her titties and her face, I wasn't cool enough to see them in person but they were definitely great in class lmfao.
So, since you're too stupid to vote right, and pay attention to the news, please remember that if your sons get drafted, they are going to be getting fucking wasted after boot camp and getting high quality drugs so we can win for peace. So do the world a favor and buy all of you kids cases of beer and let them have sleepovers so they don't fucking drive around and get killed. June 16th is now buy you're fucking son cases of beer till the wars over and make him get a part time job and pay for them after school. If he can go to school and do his homework, let him get wasted every day in your basement instead of at his friend's house.
And if girls are going to be in the military they better be in the contiguous 48, flying drones and being nurses and doctors, if we send our daughters into a fucking world war we deserve to lose, that is the most cowardly fake ass bullshit I have ever heard of, and you people have lost the plot if you think lowering the standards for our military is patriotic and equal ....
For the love of God, I remember every six pack my dad ever bought me if I thought about it long enough. It is a right of passage as an American to buy your son a case of beer, and I don't have one, so please if you read this and he's 12 make him a screw driver. If he's 14 tell him he has to drink naty light or busch until him and his friend can knock down a 30pk in 3 hours. My first hangover after a 12 pack with my buddy , and an hour or 3 of sleep, and my dad fucking laughing at me and forcing me to help him hook up the chain to the 3020 and the logs for the saw mill he rented to cut up a bunch of bur oak we cut down, is probably the best memory or one of the best I will ever have with my dad. Do not deny your son those memories. We might not even exist in a month or in 5 years. The most American thing we can do is get fucking wasted and buy em 22s and 50 cals once it won't knock them over LMFAO.
If I don't see a story on the news about budlight stock surging tomorrow in Amtrak's rose bush, I'm going to remember the name of that freak that crashed🥺🐴 the stock and I'm💕running a free advertising campaign for that brewery in fort collins, coors I think , wait till I get five secretaries and buy them all gay I phones and teach them how to use android on 26 ultras at
the same time. Good luck 🤞🤞 with your war. No one cares we are having fun and eating food 🥑😄🥝