One of the greatest tracks of all-time m.youtube.com/watch?v=xik-y0…

Our thoughts are with Christian Eriksen and his family. Wishing you a full and speedy recovery, Christian. We’re all with you 🤍

I would, if I could….

Nothing to do with the ball only being narrowly across the line then?

Retweet for a chance to win! We are giving away 4 pairs of Sproston socks (one pair each to 4 winners) They will be available to order from our online store from 10am Friday May 29th to 11pm Monday June 1st (winners announced 9am Friday)

Retweet for a chance to win! We are giving away 4 Sproston Bags - signed by me 🤘 They will be available to order from our online store from 10am Friday May 29th to 11pm Monday June 1st (winners announced 9am Friday) - each bag comes with a pair of Sproston socks too

No pension for me until 67yrs because apparently this government can’t afford it but manages to find £20 million just like that to send to Africa. We are being taken for mugs in the UK. Work hard, get nothing.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: The Cure The Charlatans James Doves Suede Depeche Mode New Order Radiohead Editors Brian Jonestown Massacre

🚨 WOMAN SAYS REPEATING THIS 5-DIGIT “QUANTUM CODE” SHUTS OFF PHYSICAL PAIN — AND PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT AFTER TRYING IT A woman is going viral after claiming physical pain can be reduced without medication… simply by repeating a mysterious number sequence: “55515.” According to her, the sequence acts like a “quantum code” that sends a signal from the brain directly into the area of pain to calm the body naturally. Her instructions: • sit with the pain • focus on where it’s coming from • repeat the code over and over • allow the body to “receive the signal” But the internet immediately took the video down a much deeper rabbit hole. People are now connecting it to the CIA’s declassified Gateway Process documents, the controversial research program that explored consciousness, frequencies, altered states, and the hidden potential of the human mind. Now the comments are completely spiraling: • “Why did this actually calm my migraine??” • “The human brain is way more powerful than we’ve been taught.” • “Why was the CIA researching consciousness in the first place?” • “This sounded insane… until I tried it!” What exactly did the CIA discover about the human mind… and why does it feel like the public still only knows a fraction of it? 📹: TikTok/aviaamber_

🚨Football in 2026 is a complete MESS - Southampton win over 210 minutes, then Middlesbrough take their place despite losing, completely ruining Hull preparation. - Celtic practically handed the SPL by VAR. - Arsenal given the Premier League title thanks to VAR. - Senegal protest an incorrect VAR call, go on to win the game, then have the AFCON taken off them. Football should be decided between 22 blokes on a pitch not in offices or VAR rooms. Absolute shambles. It’s not football anymore.

Full list here Lea. Corrupt as hell. Cunha penalty not given for United despite clear foul. Dowman dive against Leeds given as penalty Gabriel not sent off for hitting Woltemede in the face against Newcastle (scored the winner) Gabriel handball against Newcastle not given as a penalty Saliba foul on Barry not given as a penalty against Everton Merino not sent off aganst Villa despite blatently pulling back Rogers while on a yellow card Trossard penalty on Wirtz not given despite a blatent foul while already on a yellow for Liverpool Timber not sent off against Forest for pulling back Anderson for a clear 2nd yellow. Gabriel not sent off against Brentford for a clear 2nd yellow for fouling Outtara Gabriel Jesus not given a red card for attacking Mosquera after the Wolves game Gabriel not sent off for last man foul on Kolo Muani against Spurs. Spurs goal disallowed for Gabriel dive for Kolo Muani's goal. Brighton penalty not given for Martinelli foul on Wiefer Penalty for Chelsea not given despite Rice hands around Joao Pedro's neck/handball (take your pick) Penalty for Chelsea not given for Raya punching Joao Pedro in the head. Timber winner against Chelsea came from a corner that was won from a free kick that was a clear dive. Gabriel not sent off against City for a blatent Headbutt on Haaland Wilson goal disallowed for West Ham despite multiple fouls by Arsenal players and a similar goal for Arsenal given against United earlier on in the season. Havertz not sent off against Burnley despite clear red card challenge.

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Explain Yourself @FA_PGMOL !!!!!!!!

The FA Cup final . Let's get one thing straight straight away . This game should be nothing other than the last domestic fixture of the season , and the ONLY game at Wembley .

Wow, those @BBCSport writers are very poor aren’t they? So where were Leeds playing tonight then? Sort it out! Almost as poor as the THFC performance…almost… #TOTLEE

WE ARE STAYING UP! #TownTeamTogether🔴

Culture writers looking to write their first book! My publishers @WhiteOwlBooks are looking for pitches for music biographies, album by album guides to iconic artists and iconic movies/TV. All above board with a real advance and they take chances on new writers which, believe me, is rare.

In case you missed it earlier ……. Shedcember X … on sale Friday 10am! 🌈

👊 We’ve got another massive game coming up on Saturday. We need the 12th man behind us as we look to gain more vital points! Secure your tickets now 👉 shorturl.at/GRr9x #TownTeamTogether🔴

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁