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stephen faulkner @CrittersTM
Joined June 2025
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stephen faulkner
@CrittersTM
May 24
Welcome to the Steve Network Crypto on a shoestring. Built for laughs. Powered by chaos. Home of Crypto Critters™ — rugged cartoon personalities surviving the madness of Web3 one candle at a time. No fake gurus. No rented Lambos. Just memes, market pain, and community. #CryptoCritters #SteveNetwork #BearMarketBoss
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Wake me up when XLM remembers it has a launch button. ☕🚀 #XLM #Stellar #CryptoCritters #CryptoMeme
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They called it dead. Steve just kept stacking. #CryptoCrittersTM #SteveTheBear #XRP #CryptoMeme
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Bullish for Bitcoin. The orange beast is waking up. 🔥₿ #Bitcoin #BTC #Crypto #Bullish #CryptoCrittersTM
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Coffee. Focus. HODL. Repeat. Steve found the rocket fuel… and it came in a #1 Bear mug. ☕🐻🚀 #CryptoCrittersTM #Bitcoin #HODL bitcoin:native #CryptoMeme
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WORLD CUP 2026 winners game one group stage. #usasoccer⚽️ #CryptoCrittersTM
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XRP mood: patience, utility, long-term vision. 🚀 Breakout, breakdown, or sideways next? Not financial advice. #XRP #Crypto #SteveNetwork
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Chad saw one SOL green candle and woke up the whole barn. 🐂🐔 Fast chain. Farm chaos. Not financial advice — Crypto Critters™ satire. #Solana #SOL
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Chad the Bull only has one love language: GREEN CANDLES. 🐂💚📈 Not financial advice. Just bull behavior.#CryptoCrittersTM #CryptoHumor #CryptoMemes
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Ripple to the moon! Ripple to the moon! #RLUSD #CryptoCrittersTM
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Good morning #SteveNetwork #CryptoCrittersTM @CrittersTM solana:So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112
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XLM doesn’t need to scream… it just needs to move. 🐻🐂🚜 Steve and Chad are watching the payment rails. #CryptoCritterTM $XLM
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Meanwhile… while everyone else is panic selling… This little critter is still stacking. 🪙 Not because it’s easy. Not because it’s guaranteed. Because every cycle starts with a few believers willing to look crazy before they look smart. Stack. Learn. Repeat. 💎 What’s your longest hold right now? #CryptoCrittersTM #CryptoCommunity #Bitcoin #HODL #Crypto
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Mastercard x Ripple just put a spotlight on what XRP holders have been waiting for: Real-world settlement rails. RLUSD. XRP Ledger. Gemini WebBank in the mix. This isn’t meme season — this is payment plumbing going public. 👀 Not financial advice. DYOR. #XRP #Ripple #RLUSD #Crypto
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World Cup 2026 at Bear Bottom Farms: Chad thinks every goal is bullish. Steve just wants his coffee and no rug pulls.#CryptoCrittersTM Which team are you rooting for?
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Go USA 🇺🇸
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Steve sees red… Chad sees a sale. 🔴🟢 When the market starts bleeding, half the farm panics… the other half starts checking prices with coffee in hand. ☕🐻🐂 Red day? Green opportunity. Not financial advice — just Crypto Critters™ common sense. #CryptoCrittersTM #BearBottomFarms #BuyTheDip #MarketHumor
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Are you Steve today… panicking at red candles? 🐻 Or Chad… seeing discounts everywhere? 🐂👇
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#theSteveNetwork #comedy #CryptoCrittersTM Trade smart my friends ! DCA everyday
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