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Crodex retweeted
2 Nov 2024
๐จ BREAKING:
Wow. This heart-rending ad, when tested, moves swing-state men 2.5 points away from Trump.
Massive.
Please share everywhere.
Women are dying NOW in states with extreme bans. If Republicans win, a national abortion ban is next. Don't look away. #MAGAAbortionBan
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Crodex retweeted
23 Jan 2024
BREAKING
Live pictures just in from Scott Morrisonโs farewell dinner with all his Parliamentary friends and colleagues
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Crodex retweeted
15 Sep 2022
Can you pick the one who did two tours of Afghanistan?
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Crodex retweeted
2 Mar 2022
Life in Russia is deteriorating extremely rapidly. So many of my friends are packing up & leaving the country. Their cards are blocking. Huge lines for ATMs etc. Rumours that borders will close soon. โWhat have we done? How did we not stop him earlier?โ said a friend to me yday
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Crodex retweeted
9 Feb 2022
I've been tortured by Australia since I was 15 years old. Now I'm 24 years old and they are still torturing me. What kind of country is this?
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Crodex retweeted
19 Sep 2021
"If Mississippi were its own country, you would be second in the world only to Peru in terms of deaths per capita... With all due respect, governor, your way is failing." CNN's @jaketapper presses Mississippi GOP Gov. Tate Reeves on the state's Covid-19 death rate. #CNNSOTU
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Crodex retweeted
14 Sep 2021
"Right okay so why don't we have a concert where"
*rolls dice*
"Blossoms will team up with"
*throws dart*
"Rick Astley and they'll do a bunch of covers of"
*spins wheel*
"The Smiths songs?"
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shame on nbc - remember what happened to moonves?
he said it out loud #BoycottNBC
Donโt watch Trump town hall meeting tomorrow on NBC. Boycott. Pass it on. @Rosie
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Crodex retweeted
13 Oct 2020
Ohhhh, well well well. A little Fox world spy tells me this ad is not sitting well in their world.
Come at me, bro.
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Crodex retweeted
14 Aug 2020
Right in front of our goddamn eyes. Impeach him. Impeach the motherfucker again this is archcriminal shit.
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Crodex retweeted
2 Jan 2020
I thought you forcing a woman to shake your hand & turning your back was bad. Now you do this, forcing a firefighter to shake your hand. @ScottMorrisonMP WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? #auspol #NSWbushfires #nswfires #ScottyFomMarketing #dismisstheprimeminister #NotMyPM #Ausfires
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Crodex retweeted
13 Apr 2019
Q: how do we bring attention to our handy app that lets you download games remotely?
A: make an Xbox One X out of 24k gold and give it away with a year of XGP #XGPMobileSweepstakes
RT follow to enter, then check out the app: xbx.lv/2KBvqNM
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Crodex retweeted
20 Jan 2018
Let he who is without a fetish for being spanked by a porn star with a magazine featuring you on the cover & then ask a lawyer set up a shell corp in Delaware to secretly pay hush money to hide your infidelity & the news leaks as you speak at a Pro-Life march cast the first stone
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Crodex retweeted
13 Aug 2017
"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."
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