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Spooky Ghost Dog 🐶 @Crooooow

I'm a biologist who knows krav maga with good people skills. Not a nerd. What part of ''I can also swim'' did you not understand?

Joined May 2008
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You guys, I will do this for for $3000 and guarantee better results. Its like a huge discount my dudes. Let me name your baby and save you so much money!
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Fascinating
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6 Jan 2025
Norm Mcdonald appears on Who Wants to be a Millionaire in 2000
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four loko's basilisk 🌼🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️⚧️@fawnmeats
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Seva@SevaUT
5 Nov 2024
BNO News
@BNONews
5 Nov 2024
JUST IN: Bomb threats at 2 polling stations in Georgia came from Russia, state says
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Eat shit Santa
Santa Decides
@SantaDecides
4 Nov 2024
We can disagree and still be friends. This is something forgotten in today’s world.
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Just got a text from Obama asking for $20 before 8pm It’s Election Day, dawg. What you need twenty bucks for?
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I refuse to learn about the squirrel
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jenny_tightpants🪑@halomancer1
3 Nov 2024
the year is 2068. it is the most important election of all time. failure would mean electing donald trump, who is still alive, to his second term and enacting the stubbornly named project 2025
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At long last, the first cast member of Mr Show has been sentenced to federal prison for election interference. You're next, Rajskub!
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ErnestBorgnineNavalCapDoff.jpeg@poddtadre
28 Oct 2024
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Michael Kunzelman@Kunzelman75
28 Oct 2024
'Bob's Burgers' actor Jay Johnston sentenced to 1 year in prison for role in Capitol riot apnews.com/article/06d1c0f3b…
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Alien Super Show@aliensupershow
21 Oct 2024
we asked AI for an ACCURATE depiction of Trump ACTUALLY working at McDonald's @MeidasTouch
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Good Faces@good_faces_bot
16 Oct 2024
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habitual line-stepper@alaskastardust
15 Oct 2024
Stanley Kubrick’s Racist Daughter in the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles font

ALT Stanley Kubrick’s Racist Daughter in the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles font

caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise@abs_sweetmarie
14 Oct 2024
“Stanley Kubrick’s racist daughter” is a fresh new character I didn’t see coming.
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Old Internet
@OldInternetFeel
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This is elder abuse! Please let this man sit down!
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Scott Barber
@thescottbarber
10 Oct 2024
Joe Biden controlling the weather
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I used to think that State Senators were the most insane class of politician, but Big City Mayors are really giving them some competition
Mayor Karen Bass
@MayorOfLA
7 Oct 2024
Moving FORWARD.
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Derek Yeeter@xtremelywoke
2 Oct 2024
walz: did Donald Trump lose the 2020 election? vance:
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We need a total and complete shutdown of big city mayors in the United State until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on
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lol it honestly looks like they went out of their way to avoid Charlotte
Amtrak
@Amtrak
23 Sep 2024
Today, we’re proud to announce the launch of the Floridian! This train combines two iconic routes — the Capitol Limited and Silver Star — and will offer traditional dining throughout the full journey.
A map featuring the route of the Floridian, traveling from Chicago to Miami and stopping many times along the way.

ALT A map featuring the route of the Floridian, traveling from Chicago to Miami and stopping many times along the way.

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