Social value writer. Former teacher and rugby coach. Current alpine snowboard legend! Views nicked. Fits through a door. European. โค๏ธmountains.

Joined April 2020
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Trump with a straight face: Denmark can't claim Greenland just because "they had a boat land there 500 years ago"
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โ€œMy plan is to smash the establishment by recruiting millionaire ex-Tories who used MPsโ€™ expenses to heat their stables.โ€
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Britain is โ€œbrokenโ€, says a former Conservative Chancellor - before joining a party made up almost entirely of the people who broke it. ๐Ÿคก
"I am inspired by Reform, our best days can lie ahead...but at the moment Britain is broken" Former Conservative chancellor Nadhim Zahawi announces his defection to Reform UK, adding he's prepared to put his "shoulder to the wheel to help it" bbc.in/4pAlodZ
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Karoline Leavitt has absolutely sold her soul to the devil. There are so many awful awful people in that American administration. It's almost impossible to believe.
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Reform is not a serious party. It's just an unfunny clown show with more and more clowns joining the company. Zahawi just the latest.
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In other news, some little shit stole me car last night. Hope they enjoy the broken air con, the wobbly wheels and the 90,000 miles. Dik Ed.
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No teacher needed a report to tell them that extended screen time for the under 5s damages language and empathy.
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I don't want a penny more of my taxes going into this batshit traitor's retirement fund.
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A new little corner shop has opened across the road from my house. They have wine in a fridge, crisps, coffee, pastries and paracetamol. Nothing wrong with a 5 minute neighbourhood. Nothing.
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If you give a bunch of fat, fragile white men guns, they're definitely gonna fuck things up big time.
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