Christian Hedonist | Florida Supremacist | Southern Cosmopolitan | Side Splitters Regular | Classy Degenerate | Liberal Elitist | Blue Collar Scholar
Joined July 2009
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27 Mar 2024
Don't trust them new DEIs over there๐ถ
Leaving they DEI essence in the air ๐ถ
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Now neither of y'all are turned on
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โGet it hard for meโ is an instant turn-off honestly๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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the fuck bro
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mfs will send you the most gut wrenching sweetest texts ever and then tell you that itโs casual
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jayson tatum gonna throw his phone when he sees this
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This is rage bait, and I'm a Dwight anti-apologist, but Dwight would make ratatouille out of Wemby
Dwight Howard had almost double the amount of blocks as Wemby at age 22
Is Dwight the GOAT defensive center?
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Officially reached the worst part of the year
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True or False: Youโve seen your favorite NFL team win 2 Super Bowls in your lifetime.
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When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.
Jun 13
Hit the wife with the divorce this morning. 21 years and I've had enough
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6'2. 3'3 comedian for reference
Fuck a face reveal, letโs height reveal. You first
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Should I have casual sex or kill myself
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this nigga only wanted to beat chet ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Bernie needs to learn from John Adams and have someone else propose a single payer system because he's obnoxious and disliked
AOC being hot will be what it takes for us to get free healthcare and itโs comically American
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Jun 12
Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time
THAT WAS THE BEST FOOD IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE OMG ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
VAMOSSS CHICHARRONNN! ๐
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Jun 12
โthey canโt feel itโ if a pretty girl on her knees looking up at you doesnโt make you feel something maybe ur just not pure of heart idk
Jun 11
Sucking the strap and looking up at them through my lashes
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ITโS CALLED SOCCER NIGGA
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If the people get more racist the further down you go then no one should ever go south of Boston
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Jun 12
A cara dele de โtรก vendo como ela me trata?โ Kkkkkk
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Lord bless and sanctify this booty I'm about to eat for their bodies pleasure
Jun 12
And the fullness thereof
-Me talking biblically about that ass
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When Plies said like pussy love head! Will pay. I got that bread
Jun 12
Soon as that parlay hit ima go pay for some head
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