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BREAKING NEWS: Butt Crusticles is gay!
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Local celebrity and former mascot for Gloobleson's Burgers, Jeremy the Talking Hamburger, has been added to the sex offender registry and incarcerated.
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Secretary of Energy Farto Fisk and I have finalized construction of our 40,000-acre pollution factory in the Crustville Industrial sector. GLORY TO CRUSTVILLE!
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Supreme Leader Crusticles will deny his outlandish psyop, so read our article to not let this blatant corruption decieve you!
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Update: The four missing fishermen's boat has been located, crashed on the shore of an island we'd never seen before. A search party attempted an investigation, but had to escape after being attacked by the island's natives.
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The Crustville Secret Service just conducted a raid on an ILLEGAL, UNTAXED lemonade stand operated by a TERRORIST child without a license, GOOD RIDDANCE!
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BREAKING NEWS: Butt Crusticles has hiccups
I have hiccups
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BREAKING NEWS: Supreme Leader Crusticles eats dirt and bugs with sticks
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Our live broadcast of the Weekly Recap show will continue it's temporary hiatus for the foreseeable future, as our tyrannical government continues it's attempts to silence us.
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